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Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

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*falls behind in life* haha the lag

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We go forward.

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not to be all self-involved and needy but can someone care about how i feel for a change

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When's your bedtime :)

Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods

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“tumblr” “grindr” do the gays not like the letter e for some reason

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ah yes, the four main food groups: chinese takeaway, coffee, carbohydrates, and pussy

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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

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Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖

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april fools! it’s me, i’m the fool