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pirates: mostly men, allowed gay marriage, attack sailors

mermaids: mostly women, not usually interested in men, attack sailors

conclusion: pirates and mermaids are sea mlm/wlw solidarity

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i personally think its pretty crazy that karl marx actually knew what was gonna happen to us back in 1850 like this guy comes out of nowhere at what the fuck o'clock and goes, capitalism is going to creep into every single crevice of your lives there will be nothing left and all creativity and integrity will be taken away like. he just said that    and it was correct

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Jodie Comer and Florence Pugh attend The BAFTA Los Angeles Tea Party on January 4, 2020

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Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

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Cramps for days

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Jodie Whittaker in a tuxedo knows exactly what she’s doing and she should be allowed to do it.

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That’s still a lot of trees #EthicalMemes

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i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz

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“i hope nicole kidman and her girlfriend charlize theron and their daughter margot robbie are having a good day today”

THEIR REACTION I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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Can you give me advice? Some of my cis friends keep on posting those cringe-ass gender jokes and I already said how they make me, a trans, uncomfortable (I even explained why, several times.) I'm being patient because they're queer too but tbh I hate it. Should I boot them out? Or should I wait for them to get a fucking clue already? Deep inside I hope some of them are actually eggs, denial is a thing but still... (thank you, ily, your blog is

Like zoinks, Scoob :(

If you've already made it clear that this makes you uncomfortable then it might be time to be a Big Angry Queer about it and draw some hard boundaries. Some things just aren't acceptable and if they really are your friends then they'll respect that and if not then you're better off without them. It's very likely that they're just being ignorant cis fools about it and will get right once they've had a reality check.

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I’m off to the woods ! It’s been too long, I need to sit in a creek and forget some things.

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“One does not earn a billion dollars. They steal your wages”

Sticker seen in Seattle

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my list, in no particular order, of when a soundtrack has absolutely went off it’s tits to give some of the best moments in any media.

infamous quicksilver scene from x-men apocalypse (”sweet dreams are made of this” playing as he saves everyone from the manor)

the inexplicable use of supermassive black hole by muse  in twilight during the baseball scene

the scene in umbrella academy where five fucks up all those agents in the diner while “istanbul (not constantinople)” plays in the background

what’s up danger playing from into the spiderverse when miles takes the leap of faith

the start of spiderman homecoming when they played the orchestral version of the spiderman theme for the first time

sweet victory

“sitting there useless as two shits hey, turn around bend over i’ll show you where my shoe fits”

the part in rwby where they slingshot ruby at the nevermore while the final part of red like roses pt.2 plays, the guitars blaring as she goes up the cliff and ending with the beheading

“I AM MOANA”

busted from phineas and ferb

the end of guardians of the galaxy volume 2 where they start playing father and son

the part in thor ragnarok when hela asks thor “what were you the god of again?” before thor attacks her and starts going batshit crazy on the undead army while led zeppelin’s immigrant song plays

as this is by no means a comprehensive list, please add any soundtrack moments that were so Fucking Good they made you have a physical reaction.

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Things in Starkid musicals that never fail to make me laugh [x]: A Very Potter Musical

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as much as i appreciate the increased usage of they/them pronouns as a non binary person that uses those pronouns, y'all need to also understand that using they/them on someone who does not use they/them is still misgendering