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Fabian and Mazey are giving me such strong Asterion and Theseus (Hades Videogame) energy.

Apparently all Minotaurs want is semi-toxic, hot, theatre-kid-energy himbos and I for one think they should get everything they want.

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hi mr. gaiman, my parents named me after your character coraline and i’ve always loved the name, as well as the book. however, i’m a trans male and want to go by a similar but more masculine name. do you have any suggestions? thank you for writing such amazing stories.

The protagonist of Roger Zelazny's novel Nine Princes In Amber is Corwin. My friend Steven Brust (who is a huge Zelazny fan) named his son Corwin. What about that?

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Early season 1 when Aang is talking to Roku instead of being chained up sokka katara and zuko are thrown into a cell together

Zuko: oh spirits this is bad. Fuck fuck fuck my father’s going to kill me

Sokka: wtf??? How is this bad for you?? Ur the prince?? Like we’re w/ the avatar obvi this is bad for us but why the fuck are you even in the cell??

Zuko: I’m banished, idiot. By going into fire nation waters I’ve committed treason and greatly disrespected my father! He’ll be furious with me!!

Katara: ur his son I’m sure it won’t be that bad

Zuko: the last time I disrespected him he burned half my face off

Katara and Sokka: *horrified silence*

Sokka: oh my fucking spirits that’s awful

Zuko: what? No it’s not. It was my fault

Sokka:

Katara: *repeatedly under her breath* wtf wtf wtf wtf-

Sokka:

Sokka: zuko I cannot stress enough how much that was not your fault

Zuko: yes it was I spoke out of turn and disrespected him in front of his whole war council. He had every right to punish me how he saw fit, including banishing me

Sokka: he banished and burned half your face off just because you talked out of turn??!?????

Zuko: I mean I insulted one of his generals but the man was planning on sacrificing an untrained unit for no reason! It would have been a massacre! Quit judging me!!

Sokka: tui and la what the fuck

Katara: ok. zuko we’re adopting you now

Zuko: what?? No you’re not???

Cue zuko going along with them when aang busts them out bc he has no other options, having to stay with them cus they’re lowkey kidnapping him/he has no other option, and our boi slowly joining them/realizing what happened was fucked up. Also katara introducing him to their dad as “sokkas boyfreind slash your new son and my new brother”

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so how about that episode finale, gang?

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Hows it feel to get your wish?

the way i genuinely want the next adventuring party to just be them trying breakfast sandwiches

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Sometimes I just want to hold Gorgug's hand and go

"I need you to pretend that you're one of your own friends and protect yourself and try to get good for things for yourself as much as you would them. I know you don't want to be destructive and filled with unnecessary rage. But self-assertion doesn't have to be rageful or destructive. It just has to be solid, unyielding and patient and I think you're capable of all of that."

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Nobody:

The Paladin Professor:

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hello! do you have any advice on how to mend a hole in the armpit? two of my shirts have that issue. the fabric just comes off from, uh. the seam? the little running piece that has all the visible threads and connects the fabric pieces together. admittedly i am very new at sewing and mending, and just finished my first attempt with the said shirt and, well. the results are visible, but considering its a house-shirt, serviceable. anyway, thanks for running the blog! it's what's inspired me to try sewing it in the first place.... though i think i should have read how to do things first before attempting them, ha.

Mending armpit holes in t-shirts

You correctly identified that spot as the seam, good job. Most garments start off as separate pieces of fabric that are sewn together: the spot where they're attached to each other is the seam. And hey, serviceable's a good start! That's more than I can say about my very first sewing projects.

I'm going to be mentioning a few stitch names: take a look at my post about hand-sewing stitches to see what I'm referring to.

(Image source) [ID: hand stitches for quilters: the running stitch, slipstitch, backstitch, whipstitch, and blanket stitch.]

How to mend the hole:

Turn your shirt inside-out and take a look at the seam where the hole appeared. You'll probably see stitches looped around the edge where the two fabric pieces are sewn together. This is done to protect the fabric's edge from unravelling.

(Image source) [ID: three white fabric swatches that have been serged with red thread.]

There's two probable ways a hole might have formed on your shirt. How to mend it depends on what happened exactly.

If the looped stitches got loose and the hole sits between the two pieces of fabric that were sewn together, it'll be easy to fix. Thread your needle with thread that matches your shirt, then use a backstitch to attach the fabric again. Try to sew where the original sewing for the seam sat: you'll see tiny holes where the thread used to be, and might even see a crease there. Once you're done, finish off your thread. This is the most basic version of this mend. You can strengthen it even further by using a blanket stitch around the edges of the fabric you've just sewn back together.

If the fabric ripped near the seam but the seam's still fine, the mend will require a bit more effort. Small rips can be mended with a ladder stitch, while larger rips will need to be patched. Find yourself a scrap of fabric that's similar to your t-shirt and cut out a patch that's slightly larger than your hole. The quickest way to fix it is to pin your patch across your hole and to sew it in place with a backstitch or whipstitch. A more long-lasting way is to first use a blanket stitch around the patch's edges to stop them from unravelling. You could even add running stitches across the patch to make it even stronger. Check out my patched up leggings post to see an example.

If you'd like to see more examples of how to fix a hole like this, check out r/VisibleMending.

Stretchy fabrics:

The stitches I mentioned above are intended for non-stretchy fabrics. If they're used on small parts of a stretchy garment it won't make much difference, but they might interfere with stretch when the hole you're trying to patch is really big. If you're worried about losing stretch, you could look into the manual zig-zag stitch.

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The boys ✨🕸️🎲

LoopyArt

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Ok hear me out. Them as either the sisters of the cosmic veil who faked their death and now have no money or as the jib-jobbers who specifically chose not to help out during the final battle.

Just read the original Starstruck play (wild, hammy, terrifying in terms of production scale (seriously, think of the Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway)) and then saw the clip of Becca Scott evading a professional tag player on Game Changer and now I need a Starstruck Odyssey spin-off with Becca, Erika, and Izzy as part of a chaotic crew. Intergalactic Girl Guides, maybe?

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Why are agriculture classes the first time I've learned extremely basic info about nutrition and how digestion works. Why isn't this stuff in health textbooks or any easily accessible resource about healthy eating.

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Phidippus purpuratus is a large jumping spider most often found in Canada and the northern US, where they live on the ground or among boulders in exposed, rocky habitats like mountaintops and sea cliffs. This is a rather different lifestyle from some of their more arboreal cousins, and I assume they rely on the warmth of sun-baked rocks to sustain activity in the cold and windswept places they inhabit.

They’re well camouflaged among the lichen covered granite on this mountain in Maine, probably because they have to be- more conspicuously colored jumpers like P. regius and audax often have the option to drop into dense vegetation when threatened, but I saw these hunting on bare rock with nowhere to run should they face the misfortune of being spotted by a bird.

(Maine, 7/26/22)

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Phidippus purpuratus is a large jumping spider most often found in Canada and the northern US, where they live on the ground or among boulders in exposed, rocky habitats like mountaintops and sea cliffs. This is a rather different lifestyle from some of their more arboreal cousins, and I assume they rely on the warmth of sun-baked rocks to sustain activity in the cold and windswept places they inhabit.

They’re well camouflaged among the lichen covered granite on this mountain in Maine, probably because they have to be- more conspicuously colored jumpers like P. regius and audax often have the option to drop into dense vegetation when threatened, but I saw these hunting on bare rock with nowhere to run should they face the misfortune of being spotted by a bird.

(Maine, 7/26/22)

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Fanart for A Warning From The Gods (To Stay Away) by StompedKirbs on AO3!

This story is so intriguing and brilliantly written, I can't recommend it enough!

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The American Midwest is being hit with dangerous blizzards and subzero temps that can cause frostbite in under ten minutes and my dad is outside grilling burgers.

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Practicing drawing people interacting so I’m doing a bunch of D20 couples. 4 more on the way <3