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boom crack the sound of my back

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a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

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please help my son (insp)

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this video always cheers me up

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also there was a customer that was SO FUCKING annoying and racist it was awful and i had to tell him off like 4 times before he finally shut the fuck up about our cook ‘not knowing how to do his job’ and how i should stop staring at him if i didnt think he was handsome

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What if the clown scares we had last year were just advanced marketing for IT?

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cheating is not “bound to happen” i’ve been alive almost 24 years and not once have i ever thought “hey i wonder what it’d be like to go outside of my relationship and destroy a persons self esteem and ability to trust”

never bitch

cheating is an active choice. its not second nature. and if it is second nature to you, then you need to do some real soul searching and figure out what the fuck went wrong in your life

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I feel like a lot of people don’t want to ask questions they have about gender/sexuality to LGBT people because they don’t want to offend them because we talk about cishet people asking stupid or intrusive questions a lot

But actually when you’re questioning it’s really helpful to be able to ask some ‘stupid’ questions although you’re too afraid to

So can y'all LGBTQIA+ people reblog this if you’re totally fine with people asking questions about your gender/sexuality, as long as they do so respectfully

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my prediction for chapter 1000

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Without trying we are unintentionally almost wiping out the bee population, but no matter how hard we try we cannot wipe out the mosquito, cockroach, bedbug, or other pests population.

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ptsd stuff no one talks about

nightmares about trusted people hurting you

nightmares that are completely different from what actually happened

everything is too loud !!!

gotta cut your hair gotta cut your hair chop chop chop

tfw you’re halfway through telling a story and remember it involves Them

never enough showers

waking up and being somewhere else for a few seconds

being bossy for the thrill of being in charge

randomly teleporting to bad places for a few seconds while just going about your day

feel free to add more

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jesus was a gamer

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I am so old. I just saw a post that had a set of anime boys that are considered hot and I just went through the whole thing thinking , “He’s a kid and he’s a kid and he’s a kid,” And it’s like damn I remember little me thinking they were all good looking and had a crush on a couple of them and now they are all my sons halp I am old.

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well shit…she rite man

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