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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here
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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style
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when your art program’s closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
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Got bitten by a radioactive dinner and now I've got supper powers
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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch
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what if people over a certain height had a special currency called tall coins that short people didn’t know about. And one day you’re walking with your friend (huge) and she drops something and you pick it up and say what is this and she says oh that’s my tall coin don’t worry about it. But you did worry
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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌
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