hoblinthehog

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qr commissions 2025

hey folks! to keep a long story short: i've been unemployed for over a full year at this point, which has made it difficult to fully get my feet back under me after my divorce. i know everyone's having hard times of their own, but if you're able and willing to help me out, here are some ways to do so!

1) Tarot card reading commissions!

i do tarot readings as a hobby, am experienced with a variety of spreads, and have 5 decks with distinct preferences for different readings

my rate is $3.00 for a single card reading, $6.00 for a spread of 3 cards, and $10.00 for 5 cards. we can discuss a question you may have and then work together to find a spread you want

you can also DM me to ask about my decks and request a specific one; otherwise, i will choose a deck for the reading

2) Image Description (ID) commissions!

if you have a drawing, photo, or video that you want to make accessible, i can help! show me what you’d like me to describe, and I can send you a rough draft

my rate is 3 cents per word, at a minimum of $1.00 (note that a piece with a lot of detail will likely be more expensive), and i will not charge until the final ID is completed.

3) My ko-fi shop!

i have recently opened a shop for selling my crochet and cross stitch pieces

keep you eye on my shop to see what other pieces i add here in the future, i have a variety of products in the works!

4) ko-fi donations!

if none of these options appeal but you still want to help me out, you can make a donation via either ko-fi or PayPal (DM me for the PayPal link)

(all listed prices are in USD)

i hope everyone is staying as safe as they can, and thank you very much for reading!

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Glow squid 🐙

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sometimes the watch has stopped for us ballroom dancing!au

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I very much subscribe to the idea that choco werehound brute is bigender and primarily uses he/him pronouns. He dresses himself up quite nicely in dresses, and they don't seem to be capable of hindering him and his combat prowess. He also certainly acts the part as Choco Werehound Princess. This ain't his first rodeo!

Anyway there are a lot of thoughts going into workshopping ways to personify him. Okay, well—personify isn't the word I'm going for, moreso creaturify??? i dunno.

Choco Werehound Brute in a corset harness coming soon

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IM GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTY‼️‼️‼️

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Commission of someone's secoff from SS13 :)!

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so ive been playing cookie run recently...

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love a man that can cook <3

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i finally fucking finished the event and survived!!!! i need to sleep forever now..

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Since there's some new followers trickling in and I haven't posted in a while—hi! I'm not dead, I'm just preparing for an event I'll be tabling at where I'm from ^^ You'll see posts from me soon, so don't fret!

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I love you Harriet Du Bois, i love you fem Harry Du Bois

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I finally gave in and did one of those cool pokemon variations going around \o/ I picked Chikorita (my radish baby) for mine and it’s based on different parents, mainly the father! I’ve always liked the idea that when breeding 2 different species from the same egg group, while the offspring will always be the same specie as the mother, it still carries traits of the father.

Which one is your favorite??

Edit: fixed Cacturne’s name cause I was dumb woops

Edit2:  I just want to clarify something since I didn’t make it clear enough. These are the offspring when you breed a Meganium with a pokemon listed in the brackets, so I want them to be a mix between a Chikorita and the first stage of the father pokemon, which in this case a Budew. I know the way I labeled them in the pic makes it looks like it’s when you breed a Chikorita with a Roserade, so it should look more like a Roserade, but that’s not my intention. They will look more like their father when they evolve though. Hope that clears things up!

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i'm never going to recover from this 🙇

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serafine

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☆Hermitcats AU Sketches☆

A revamp of the last post, still really rough sketches tho- I want to just draw interactions but I know I have to get a baseline first... ugh

I REALLY lack in character design-

ALSO FORGOT SKIZZES SCARS? bru what's wrong with me