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like i’m so excited to watch hockey but i think what i’m looking forward to the most is watching hockey with the friends that live in my phone

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people think that people who hate sports would hate sports but actually no one hates sports more than people who love sports

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things that will always find you:

pain

love

sports rpf

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gonna start asking hockey dudes on tinder if they can define goaltender interference and if they give me any answer other than “i don’t know” i’m unmatching them

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yeah

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Guys do you think hockey misses me too?

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no like my silly little sports team that i root for should win every single game just for my happiness actually

exactly like have they considered my needs

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Not now sweetie, mommy's cyberbullying her hockey team

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sports fans need to free themselves from the need to talk about things objectively

"i can admit the other team/player/etc. was just better congrats to them" NO i don't have to admit shit! i hope they burn in hell!!

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and this is like. an average sid story

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:/ idk about you guys but i think this is fucked up

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Starting a new sports team called the Tampa Bay Trespassers and they play any sport that they can break onto the field of

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“i think that’s a flaw in the cup”… insufferably competitive sore loser

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could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science