karl marx ghost watching me check out at sephora right after i just ranted about capitalism on twitter for clout
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my art peaked wen i was 4 or so and would just throw whatever shit i could find (juice, rainwater, plants, moss, shells, dirt, sugar, soap, rocks, milk, toys etc.) in2 a bucket n stir it with a wooden spoon 4 hours sitting in th garden n wen som1 would ask me wot th fuck i was doing i would b like “Potion”
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“oh i forgot to make dinner”
“guess we’re having takeout tonight!”
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Dolly Parton created women? damn she really did that
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NO NICKELODEON, I’M NOT GOING TO FUCK WHILE WATCHING RUGRATS
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the care bears always make fun of bedtime bear bc hes tired all the time and accidentally falls asleep but its only bc he stays up all night to make sure that everyone else sleeps well and to banish nightmares and protect people
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me in third grade handing in my essay on “my summer vacation” after using WordArt™️ to make the title rainbow text
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