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[hoebeyme]

Character: Mammon

Game/Show: Obey me, One master to rule them all.

Theme: Fluff

Art isn't mine, I found it on Pinterest. Art is by @Belphegors

Note: The MC portrayed in this chapter is a soft, gentle, curious, and innocent person. They're a little bit of an airhead and are cluelessly in love with Mammon.

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° MC's POV °

There were no 'mornings' in Devildom. The lack of the sun in this realm made it difficult to discern whether it was morning, midday, afternoon or evening. The darkness that enveloped this place was rather unhelpful with that aspect, but in its own way, it was calming, relaxing. I opened my eyes, adjusting to faint flicker of light that came from the lights outside of my window, the soft bluish glow of the lights from the town poured into my room, dimly illuminating the surroundings.

After living here for quite a while, I've found myself getting accustomed to moving in the dark more than what I expected. Though the House of Lamentation had tons of light sources, I realised that I find comfort in the darkness that enveloped me constantly. The silence and the void that surrounded me constantly reminds me that I am nothing but one thing in this great universe. It settles my worries and my problems. Making it seem like they're miniscule compared to everything else.

I glanced at my clock. 7 AM, Saturday, it read it bold red digits. Despite it being a demon school, they seemed to have the same schedule as a normal Human academy. School on weekdays, rest days on weeekends.

Knowing this, I decided to go back to sleep, to bundle myself in the soft and plush sheets, hide myself in even more darkness and fade away. Though that decision was suddenly changed when I noticed a figure, laying by my bed, cuddled and bundled up to the large pillows, a feeble attempt to stay warm.

The sight, initially, made my heart race, my eyes widening and my body stiffening. Was this an intruder? But what would they be doing asleep? Or is it a ghost? The mere idea sent shivers down my spine and I instinctively swallowed hard. Ghosts can't be real, right?

I was lost in my thoughts and was only ripped away from them when the figure moved, rolling over to pull the large pillow that hid their face. The white fluff of hair was what first caught my attention and I felt my fear dissipate.

"Mammon... Hey... What are you doing here?" I called out quietly, weakly. Just loud enough for him to hear. Sadly he was still, he didn't budge, save for the occasional shivers from the gust of wind that would come from my partially opened window.

I observed his sleeping figure, finding myself entranced with his sleeping face. His hair was a mess, way more than usual, that was obvious enough at first glance. Though I observed more and more things. His eyelashes were long, also white, his lips were slightly parted, probably breathing from his mouth instead of his nose. He would cling onto the pillows, hugging them with his entire body like a koala.

He looked adorable. Like he was a child, and not a demon capable of many, many horrible things.

I was leaning on the side of my bed at this point, watching Mammon's mannerisms as he slept on my carpet. He shivered and I jumped back, making the bed creak, It was rather loud, though I prayed it was not enough to wake him up. I didn't want to. Something about seeing Mammon so docile and quiet made me want to watch him as he slept. Though that sounds quite weird doesn't it?

Looking back at my bed, it was enough to fit two people, three if you didn't like having space. I had two blankets, a white sheet and a thick pink one. It kept me warm during the night. What kept him warm?

I felt a little guilty. Whatever reason he had for entering my room, whether it was to take some of my things, which wasn't much to begin with, or to prank me, I didn't really mind. I was too preoccupied by the idea that he must've been shivering this entire time while I was contently wrapped up in a pink blanket burrito.

Better late than never, don't you think?

Though it might not have meant much, now that it was early morning and we'd all have to wake up soon enough, I took off the pink blanket and carefully set it on his frame. He didn't budge. Hopefully he didn't wake up, I wouldn't want to disturb him. I stared at him a little bit more, curiosity eating at my soul, making me want to reach out to him, hold him. Maybe let him hold me. It was a stupid idea really, and yet I found myself doing just that.

I slipped off the bed, pulling a pillow with me before I laid beside him, my body mere centimetres from his own. I looked up at him, watching his features as he slept, once more. It was calming, seeing Mammon this quiet and docile, an urge in my body swelled, screaming at me to maybe cuddle up closer. If he woke up, I'd use the excuse of it being cold. I mean, I'd think about a more sensible reason than what he'd be able to come up with.

I didn't see any harm in it.

"If ya keep starin' at my face like that, I'll melt." He spoke to me, making me jump back just enough to hit the frame of the bed and making me wince and curl up in pain.

"Oh sh-- ______! Are ya aight? Damn, I didn't mean to surprise ya like that. I just didn't know what to say with ya starin'at my mug like that!"

I felt hands move to my hips and long slender fingers tap at the lower portion of my back side, trying to figure out where I could've hit my back. My eyes were screwed shut, face contorted with pain as I instinctively held onto his shirt. I crumpled the fabric in my hand, groaning softly as he continued to press on my back, desperately looking for the spot on my back.

"Ah~! Mammon-- There..."

I whispered out breathlessly, an airy moan of pain passing my lips and lacing my words. I felt him stiffen slightly, causing me to open my eyes halfway, staring at him with concern and worry. It took him a while to compose himself again and he spoke, rather shaky with his words.

"H... Here? Does it h-hurt here?" He asked me, placing his hands back on my body and letting his fingers gently, carefully massage the surrounding areas of the pained area. His attempt at soothing me was working and before long I wasn't whimpering in pain and he stopped rubbing my back, though I continued to hold onto his shirt.

During the entire process of soothing the pain in my back, I ended up moving closer to Mammon that I had my head pressed against his shoulder now. My nose was nuzzled against his collarbone, my body pressed against his and my hair a tousled mess beneath his chin. He smelled like oranges; tangy and sweet... He smelled addicting. So much so, that I pressed myself against him more, sniffing him up like a dog. It's either he didn't notice or he was in a state of absolute blank high like me that he didn't care. Either way I didn't feel him tense up or pull away.

"I-- Does it still hurt?" Mammon's voice brought me back to reality and I couldn't help but hum softly in reply, every inch of my body seemed to willingly shut down and submit, the moment I felt his hands on me.

"No.... I'm fine..." I whispered carefully, my lips grazing his sun-kissed skin, making him stiffen, his breath hitching and his body tensing up ever so slightly. I looked up and saw his cheeks were tinted red, the tips of his ears were too. I never really noticed how Mammon blushed before; his shades always hid his cheeks, leading me to never properly noticing how beautiful his blush was. It was cute, adorable, handsome... And dare I say, hot.

"Aye, don't kiss my skin like that, dumbass. Somethin' might happen and ya ain't gon' like it, fo' sure." He said seriously, dismissively.

"Why wouldn't I like it?" I asked him curiously, my eyes still half-lidded as I watched him with wonder. Something about Mammon constantly brought me to him. He was handsome, funny, a little bit dumb at times but that wasn't a bad thing. He was there for me constantly when I needed emotional support, when I needed a good chuckle or even when I just needed someone to stay with me, just for a bit. Just a reminder that even if I'm in this weird world, I have someone by me.

"W... Well, it's cause... Y'know... You're a dumb and fragile human... A-And you're also a weak dude and you're half-asleep and you're... You're.... You don't know or understand what you're getting into." Mammon stuttered.

I watched him spit out one pathetic excuse after another, his body growing more and more and more tense as he tried to defend his claim but doing so very poorly that I honestly wanted him to stop. And I stopped him.

"Then tell me." I said frankly.

"What? No-- I-- Why do I gotta explain myself to ya, huh? Ain't like you care 'bout me..." He grumbled.

"Mammon... If I honestly didn't care about you, do you think I'll bother spending my time with you? Do you think I'll bother worrying about you when you do something stupid and uncalled for?" I asked him calmly, even pressing a finger to his lips when he tried to cut me off.

"Hey... I'm serious... I do care for you... Lots and lots, really... It's... It's kind of crazy. You're always there for me and I can't help but want to be there for you too. If you'll take care of me, I promise-- No, I will... Take care of you too. And that means deciding on whether or not to snitch on you to Lucifer for swindling a random group of demons on the street that one time we all ate in town for dinner."

I felt him tense under my hold, his blush visible on his face. I couldn't help but laugh a little, leaning back to press my head against his shoulder before my hand went to his chest, pressing my palm against his warm body.

"Aye come, on... Don't do that...." He groaned softly.

"I'll be honest with you.... I like you." I whispered softly against his skin, smiling a little. What were the consequences of confessing to him like this? I honestly couldn't care any less. I really couldn't find myself to give a damn. This moment just felt so right, so perfect to finally tell him what I've been feeling about him. It's insane.

"Awwweeee man! Why'd ya go ahead and do that, huh?" Mammon's voice rang through the room, making me pull back to look at him rather disappointed and yet relieved and also happy. His blush grew ten times more evident and I noticed the smile that threatened to grace his lips. It wasn't until it won that Mammon was grinning like a moron, looking down at me with adoration and... And love, swimming in his ocean eyes, the yellow highlight at the bottom made his eyes look like stars.

"I-- I... What--"

"I was supposed to confess first dummy! Now ya made me lose a bet with Asmo and Levi! Come on!" He groaned, pulling his hands away from me to run through his hair but then his they moved back and pulled me close, my body all pressed up against his own, with our noses brushing against each others and our eyes staring deeply into each other's own enchanting hues.

"You... Feel... The same way?" I was so confused.

Mammon scoffed, leaned his head back and rolled his eyes before he pressed his forehead against mine rather suddenly, our skulls colliding with each other. It hurt, but I think pain is the last thing I really need to focus on right now.

"Of course, I feel the same way, dummy! I love ya, even! That's the entire reason why I decided to sneak in and sleep here in ya room last night so I could have some alone time with ya." He explained, his hands rubbing circled onto my lower back while his eyes stared fondly into mine.

I was speechless. This wasn't a dream right? I pulled away from him just enough to pinch my arm and it hurt. Ow. This wasn't a dream.

"What the hell you doin' that for? You sick or somethin'?" He asked me.

"This is real.... You're... You're real... This is really happening." I murmured out breathlessly, shifting my gaze from my reddening arm to the demon that laid beside me, confused and weirded out.

"Aye, I don't know how you humans confess to each other but this is weird for me and if ya think I'm jokin' I ain't--"

"I love you too."

Mammon stopped speaking the moment those words passed my lips. I watched his reaction with amusement and adoration. He first looked confused, then the realisation hit him and now he was as red as a tomato, looking at me with a priceless expression that made me laugh and curl up, looking away from him since he looked awfully hilarious.

"Hey, hey! Don't start laughin' at the great Mammon, human! If ya don't stop laughin' I'll-- I'll-- I'll kiss ya!" He threaned, pulling me to look at him again which triggered my amusement and joy even more. I couldn't stop laughing, my stomach was hurting, my throat did so too and tears streamed down my face from laughing too much.

"I'm serious ______! If ya don't stop laughing at me right, now, I'll seriously kiss ya!" He threatened once more, this time, his voice cracked which caused me to laugh harder, even going as far as to push him away since his mere presence reminded me of his silly antics.

"Alright, chuckles. I warned ya..." I hear him mumble before he got on top of me, pinning me down with my hands on either side of my head. This made my giggles stop immediately and I watched as he leaned close to initiate the kiss he threatened to use on me. The only problem was, he kept pulling away just when I felt his lips mere millimetres from mine.

Was he nervous? I'm sure he's kissed his past lovers before, if he had any, and I'm sure he's a good kisser but why is he hesitating to kiss me? Could it be that....

"It's okay.... I... I want to kiss you too..." I whispered softly. Now it was my turn to blush. I felt the heat rise to my cheeks and I was left looking up at him with a soft loving look. I smiled at him, urging him to continue. And he did.

He smiled at me fondly before leaning down, finally letting his lips press against mine tenderly. A soft sound of content passed both of our lips the moment we felt each other. His grip on my wrist shifted and he moved both my arms to lazily wrap around his neck as he kissed me gently. The kiss was gentle, sweet, innocent and tender. It was filled with nothing but adoration and love , something I never thought I'd experience.

The kiss continued, both of us taking breaks to breathe every now and then before kissing again.

"Hey, ____? It's almost 8 AM and Mammon hasn't waltzed into the dining hall yet, have you seen--"

Both Mammon and I pulled away from each other. But it wasn't sudden. We shared a good few seconds with our lips locked before we broke it to turn out attention to the intruder that dared disturb us. Levi stood in the doorway, gawking at us while Mammon looked rather annoyed.

"Whaddya want, Levi? I'll pay ya later, 'kay? Just leave us alone."

Mammon snapped, his features were contorted with distaste and Levi, surprisingly left without another word. Mammon, who cursed his brother under his breath turned back to me, looking a little annoyed but overall pleased. I was too, until I saw that glint in his eyes.

"And you're gonna help me pay for it." He said mischievously, making me swallow hard before shaking my head and sighing.

"Mammon, y'know Lucifer said I can't lend you any money--"

"Oh I ain't talkin' about Grimm..." He whispered softly against my lips placing his hands to rest in either side of my head, making me swallow hard and look away just a little bit scared of what he was capable of doing.

"Aye, don't worry. I won't force ya to do that. It ain't my vibe... No, _____... I'm talkin' bout smooches. You owe one smooch for ever Grimm I owe Asmo and Levi combined. Get ready. Cause I'll make sure you remember how my lips taste each time."

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Total: 2895 words

[hoebeyme]

mammon with a s/o that came to his room with glassy eyes and tells him that they had a nightmare and didn’t want to sleep alone 🥺

Pairing: Mammon x reader

Warnings: none

A/N: I wanna thank the amazing, lovely and awesome @lelawrites once again for proofreading this. I hope this is okay, seeing as this is the first full one shot I wrote after my 4 month break :)

To say you had a bad dream was an understatement, you woke up from you hellish dream screaming and with tears threatening to fall from your eyes. You tried falling asleep on your own, not wanting to wake up your boyfriend at this ungodly hour, but every time you tried to close your eyes and fall asleep you saw the image you woke up to, Mammon’s pale, dead body.

After laying awake for a good hour with no progress of falling asleep you decided to go to Mammon’s room, ignoring the risk of running into Lucifer past curfew. Your room happened to be on the other side of the house and to get to your boyfriends room you had to pass Lucifers most common patrolling spot.

The first few hallways went good, seeing that Lucifer was nowhere in sight. But then you went around the corner and came eye to eye with Lucifer. You let out a sight of defeat, and go to turn around. Somehow in the three seconds that Lucifer saw you he noticed your teary eyes and quickly put two and two together.

He sight before speaking “Go to his room, no funny business…, understand?” You quickly nod, but but lucifer wouldn’t let you go just yet “If I see one hickey tomorrow you will wish you’ve never been born.” You nod once more and he stepped aside. “Go before I change my mind.”

After walking through a few more hallways you are finally standing before his door. You knock on his door and luckily he opens it. He yawns before greeting you. “Hey princess, what’s up?”

You ignore his question and go straight for a hug, squeezing him tightly so you know he’s here, alive and well. When he hears you sniff he understands, you had a bad dream. Mammon pulls you into his room and closes the door behind him. “Does my princess wanna talk about it or go straight to cuddling?”

When you react by hugging him tighter, he goes to lift you up and carries you to his bed for cuddling. Once the two of you are all settled down, he starts running his hands through your hair. “I’m here princess, right by your side. And nothing is going to make me leave.” He whispers in your ear into your ear.

The two of you dont let go of each other. Mammon whispering sweet nothings in your ear until you fall asleep again. And after you fell asleep he whispers one last I love you, before falling asleep himself.

[hoebeyme]

*MC brushing her hair in the bathroom while Mammon lurks*

Mammon: what’s this?? *holds up tampon*

MC *not wanting to scare him*: oh erm...it’s for nosebleeds?

Mammon: really?!

MC: yeah, you take it out of the wrapper, stick it up your nose and it absorbs the blood!

Mammon *amazed*: you humans and ya amazin’ inventions! *shoves loads in his pockets*

*Later that day - after getting into a fight with some witches - Mammon is sat on his D.D.D with a tampon up his nose*

Asmo *walks in*: hey Mammon have you seen m—*immediately laughs* what are you doing?

Mammon: nosebleed - aren’t these great? MC let me have them! They absorb all of the blood

Asmo *giggling*: no shit sweetie

[hoebeyme]

Insert a cool title here cause I can’t think–

I always wanted to animate a transformation, please try to not mind my mistakes, I’m still a beginner TvT. It didn’t came out exactly as I thought , at first I wanted to do it with golden flames but changed my mind in the last min and tried lighting ( MARK TRIED)

[hoebeyme]

Diavolo realising MC loves him

Inspired by my latest HCs!

Sighing to himself, Diavolo slumped in his chair as he read the messages on his D.D.D. “Is something bothering you, My Lord?” Barbatos asked from the doorway, noticing the Prince’s unusual sunken expression.

“I’m okay.” Diavolo nodded, “Just realising the fate I inevitably chose by being Prince.”

Curious, Barbatos began pacing toward his desk. “Would you care to expand, My Lord.?”

“I was just talking to Lucifer.” Diavolo stated, turning in his chair to stare out of the window, “I was just telling him that as Prince I find everybody always tread on eggshells around me. I’m only known as a royal, not a demon.” He sighed, “it’d just be nice if I could be treated as ‘Diavolo’ sometimes and not ‘Lord Diavolo’”

“And you feel this way about everyone?” Barbatos questioned surprised.

“Yes.” Diavolo nodded, “Even Lucifer - though he’s my friend he still treads carefully around me.”

“Forgive me for saying My Lord but I think you may have made an incorrect judgement.” Barbatos pointed out, “I don’t believe you’re right in saying everybody watches themselves around you.”

“No?” Diavolo raised an eyebrow.

“MC doesn’t, My Lord.” He stated simply. “In fact, she does quite the opposite.”

“She doesn’t?” Diavolo asked amazed, leaning on his desk, “what proof do you have?”

“My Lord have you never noticed the way Lucifer scolds her when she gets too excited to be near you? She’s always acted herself around you - perhaps the brothers overshadow that.”

Diavolo felt stupid. Of course Barbatos was right! He was completely blinded by his self pity. For all this time MC had been there for him.

“Maybe it’s because she’s human.” Barbatos pondered, “Or maybe it’s because she sees you as more than the Prince of Devildom.”

“She sees me as just me?” Diavolo asked with hope.

“Maybe even more so.” Barbatos smiled subtly to himself.

“Seven hells...” Diavolo whispered to himself, “I’m a fool!”

Suddenly his mind recollected every moment they’d spent together. From the stickers she’d share with him over message to the pillow fight in the House of Lamentation. Everybody else was afraid to even let him join in but MC happily launched a cushion at his face straight away.

“Of course...” he smiled to himself.

Suddenly remembering his D.D.D, he picked it up quickly in his hand.

“What are you doing, My Lord?” Barbatos asked curiously.

“Not wasting any more time.” Diavolo grinned to himself, “I’m calling her. I’m calling MC!”

Barbatos had never seen the Prince so ecstatic. Leaving him to his excitement, he shook his head as he left the room. “Fallen for a human...who would have thought.” He whispered to himself with a smile.

[hoebeyme]

Just a cute little Mammon moment in his room

MC: You sure do have alot of treasures in all these boxes don't you?

Mammon: Yeah *laughs* When we were kids Lucifer use to call me Magpie, because I was always collecting shiny objects

MC: That's kinda cute *laughs*

Mammon: *smiles*

MC: What's your most precious treasure?

Mammon: Its definitely something I couldn't keep in a box.

MC: Oh, is it on show?

Mammon: All the time.

MC: Is it your car?

Mammon: *laughs* no

MC: *looking around* What is it?

Mammon: *grabs her hand and pulls her in, kissing her* You.

~

[hoebeyme]

Mammon: I gotta go to the dentist this afternoon.

MC: Oh? Why?

Mammon: Picking up my new denture.

MC: Denture?! What?!

Mammon: Don't laugh *takes out his denture for just one of his fangs and smiles at MC with a big gap in his teeth*

MC: I had no idea you were missing a fang! How'd that happen?

Mammon: *pops it back in* I lost it in a bar fight years ago *laughs*

MC: Do any of the other's know?

Mammon: HELL NO *laughs* and I plan to keep it that way. So keep hush sweetcheeks, its our secret, K?

~

[hoebeyme]

Talking to the baby - Lucifer x MC

Sitting on the bed heavily pregnant, MC’s eyes scanned a magazine as Lucifer walked in. He let out a large sigh as he entered the room. Noticing his stressed mannerisms, MC discarded the magazine to one side, turning her attention to the eldest brother. “Bad day?”

“Ridiculously.” He huffed as he sat down beside her, “I just found out Mammon’s got himself into more debt at The Fall.”

“You know he’s not your responsibility, don’t you?” MC chuckled as she rubbed Lucifer’s back, “he’s a grown demon now - I think your focus should be elsewhere.”

“You’re right.” He breathed, turning his head to face her. His eyes fell on her swollen belly as he rubbed it gentle with his large hand. “If there’s one thing that can take my mind off things it’s this.”

“Why don’t you try talking to the baby?” MC asked, tilting her head to the side. “Perhaps interacting with it will ease your mind?”

“Talk to the baby?” He questioned with furrowed eyebrows, “do you hear yourself?”

“Oh be quiet.” She quipped, folding her arms over her stomach. “In my realm it’s encouraged! It’s good for the baby to hear it’s parents.”

“That doesn’t surprise me.” He mumbled under his breath earning a scowl from MC. After seeing that she was adamant he tried it, he eventually gave in. “Okay, I’ll try talking to the baby.” He sighed. “I still think it’s a ridiculous idea though.”

Lying down with MC, he rested his head on her chest while one of his hands were placed on her belly. “Hello, how are you?” He spoke formally.

“Not like that!” MC laughed, throwing her head back. “You’re not in a meeting with the baby, Lucifer!”

“Well what else am I supposed to say?” He asked defensively.

“I don’t know, maybe something about how excited you are to meet him or her?” MC smiled, “believe me the baby will love it!”

Still unsure, Lucifer returned his gaze to where his hand rested. “I can’t wait to hold you.” He spoke softly, tracing circles on her stomach. Almost immediately he felt a force against his hand as the baby kicked. His surprised face quickly turned to MC who let out a chuckle.

“Not such a ridiculous idea now, is it?” She smirked. “Humans 1, demons 0.”

[hoebeyme]

*Satan and MC talking*

MC: hey Satan do you want to see my pussy?

Satan: obviously

MC *smirking*: come with me then, I’ll show you in my room

*she takes his hand and leads him toward her bedroom*

Satan *walking in trying to find the cat*: I can’t wait to see it, is it fluffy?

MC: no? It’s shaved

Satan: oh so it’s a sphynx? *turns around to see MC on the bed looking confused*

MC:...

Satan: you didn’t mean your cat, did you?

MC: *shakes head*

Satan *sighing*: I suppose i can settle for this

[hoebeyme]

😈🙈

Create a real life you and one representing you in a fantasy/mythical aesthetic (girls/boys)!

I was tagged by @notthatiwilleverwriteit, thank you!🖤

Already did this specific picrew for the girl/boy-version tag game, so I used the “normal”-me of it again because I’m lazy and it was really hard to find sth fitting 

I’m tagging: @figlasagna, @zajeliminazwy, @tsundere-baby-mo, @lemonysharkbait, @caratheillustrious, @19daydreams, @nightfayre, @agapaic 

-absolutely feel free to ignore!

[hoebeyme]

My self-insert with Satan 💚

Tag & Reblog: Cute Couple

MC and one of the brothers make such a cute couple, don't they?

Zoey and Mammon

Tag: @gimme-my-mammoney @chibinekochan @zeb-kunny @fellulahh @shokujin-shot @obeymeimaginesandasks @obeysme @eddieveneziano @welcome-to-devildom @radnewspaper @thehouseoflamentation @boxbusiness @purrplewitches @foxy-princess @goldenduskvalentines @kl08-96 @lord-diavolo-is-watching @majolishious

[hoebeyme]

I just wanna see a short fic of MC and their friends hanging out post MC’s stay in the Devildom when their friends suddenly get all serious and are like, “MC... we didn’t want to freak you out, but we think we figured out a way to summon a demon.”

Cue MC just sort of going, “Uhhhhh....”

So they follow their friends into the basement where there’s a ritual circle, candles, and all that. Then they watch as their friends start chanting a bunch of spells before a wild flash of light engulfs the room. Their friends are all bewildered and excited as standing in the circle is a form still hazy from the mist that has yet to disperse. But when the fog clears, MC hears a familiar voice.

“MC...??”

Everyone’s pin drop quiet as all eyes confusedly turn to said person as they awkwardly shrug, “Hey, Satan. What’s good?”

[hoebeyme]

Lucifer and Diavolo casually watching some TV and flick over to the human world news.

News reporter: Mardi Gras is in full swing with hundreds of party goers filling the streets, wild and drunk.

Lucifer: Absolute Animals *kinda chuckles*

Diavolo: I think it looks fun *laughs*

News reporter: I'll see if I can get a word with a couple of people over here, boy's? How's the festival going?

Mammon: *Drunk & Topless grabbing the microphone* WOOOOOOO IT'S GOING GOOOOOOD!

Lucifer: Oh for fuck sake *rubs the bridge of his nose*

Asmo: Give ME the microphone! *grabs it off Mammon and gets close to the camera* Heyyyy everyoneeeeee! *licks the camera*

Mammon: *shoving Asmo out of the way* Shout out to my boy Big Lu!! *sticks his tongue out and winks at the camera*

Diavolo: *Silently laughing to himself*

Lucifer: I'll kill them when they get home for making fools of themselves like that..

News reporter: Well..Everyone seems to be having fun here, what about you young man?

Beel: *stood there drunk covered in food, eating pizza and bringing his head down to talk TOO close to the microphone and say's casually* The pizza here is really nice...*walks off*

Lucifer: *sighs and rubs his temples*

Diavolo: *tuts in irritation* We should of gone too! Next year we're going!!

Lucifer: Are you serious?

Diavolo: Deadly serious! *smirks*

~

[hoebeyme]

Lucifer: *trying to work in his office but there's loud music comimg from Mammons room* URGH.

[Walks over and bangs on his door]

Mammon: *answers it half naked and stoned, a cloud of weed smoke pouring out* Oh heyyyy *smiles*

Lucifer: Keep..It..Down *furrowed brows*

MC: *comes to the door also half naked and stoned* Hiii Luciiii *giggles before disappearing again*

Lucifer: You're a bad influence on her Mammon.

Mammon: Heh..She's a big girl Lucifer she makes her own decisions *smirks* I'll leave the fancy dining and sophisticated shit to you, for when ya have YOUR time with her..But when I'M with her, we get stoned and naked *clicks his tongue and winks at Lucifer before closing his door*

~

I used this old tune as the song playing from his room because this is the kinda stuff I love listening to when High 🖤😂

[hoebeyme]

Ooo okay for the prompts list, how about “Please don’t say you love me.” with Mammon? I’m totally ready to get my heart broken ha ha

this one was very fun thank u

Word Count: 407

“Don’t,” his voice cracks, and on instinct you reach out to grip his forearm in some form of comfort, but he tears away from you. “Please don’t say you love me if you don’t know what that really means. If you don’t know if you can stay.”

You can feel the exact moment that your heart shatters.

You’re struggling to find the right words to say when you notice the tears welling up in his eyes, behind his thick yellow glasses, and all you can do is reach in and hug him as tightly as you can. Mammon was a fickle demon. He mimicked his brothers more than he thought - Lucifer’s pride, Levi’s envy - but you knew it was just a defense mechanism. Inside, Mammon was scared. He could pretend all he wanted that he didn’t care about you, that the constant teasing from his brothers didn’t wear down on him, but you knew deep down that he was desperate to love and be loved. The first time you saw Mammon flinch at Lucifer’s insults that were a little too personal, you realized that what you felt towards Mammon wasn’t pity - it was a sense of protection, an overwhelming feeling of wanting to hold him and make sure nothing would ever happen to him again, a silent vow to make sure your boy felt loved every second he was around you because that’s what he was. He was your boy, and he was loved.

“I’m not going anywhere,” You whisper the words into his soft white hair, and you feel his arms around you tighten. “I’m staying right here, no matter what.”

“You can’t say that for sure, MC,” his voice is suddenly desperate, and he pushes you away in a feeble attempt at regaining composure. “But I don’t need you to stay, anyways. Don’t get a big head.” He sniffles a bit, and looks around the room everywhere but into your eyes. “I’d be perfectly fine without you, just like I was before, and-”

You cup his face in your hands and gently press your lips to his. He melts at your touch, and you scratch the back of his head the way you know he likes.

“I don’t want you to just be fine, Mammon,” You pull back and pepper his face with kisses, “I want you to be the happiest you’ve ever been.”

You swear his smile was the prettiest thing you’d ever seen.

[hoebeyme]

MC performs ‘Lady Marmalade’ at RAD

This one is for @ladylastinger who’s a fan of Lucifer, Diavolo and Satan! (Also of course MC has Christina Aguilera’s part)

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The brothers all fidgeted in their seats as the curtain was closed on the stage, preparing for the next act. Well, all except Lucifer who was sat poised as usual.

RAD had recently announced that they were hosting a talent show for all of the students to take part in. The student council (including Diavolo) were due to judge the acts and pick the winner. MC had told the brothers that she’d entered the competition but only Asmo knew what she’d be doing.

MC hadn’t wanted to tell anybody that she was entering but after realising she’d need the perfect costume, only Asmo would be able to help. She’d originally been approached by a group of succubus’ in one of her classes that she got along with well. They’d always been really interested in MC and the wonders of being a human. They practically begged her to enter the talent show with them and after agreeing, they then insisted that MC picked a human song for them to perform.

“I want something where we can all harmonise perfectly but then show off our own voices at the same time!” One of them had mentioned. “Also something super sexy.”

After thinking long and hard, MC had the perfect song: Lady Marmalade!

After she showed the song to her classmates, they instantly fell in love with it and thanked MC for finding them their ideal song.

As the curtain opened, a smirk appeared on Mammon’s face as he saw the three succubus’ in their minimal clothing striking dramatic poses. ���Oh this is gonna be good!” He grinned as he began rubbing his hands. The other brothers also had a similar expression.

Asmo on the other hand had a more cunning smile. He knew that hiding behind the curtain at the back of the stage was MC awaiting for her big entrance.

As the music began, all voices fell silent as they listened to the unfamiliar song. Clicking their fingers, the succubus’ began singing along.

Where’s all my soul sistas? Lemme hear ya’ll flow, sistas.

“You ever heard this song?” Satan asked quietly to nobody in particular as he raised an eyebrow.

“Nah but does it matter? Look at how hot they are!” Mammon grinned.

Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, da-da (Da-da-da)

Gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya, here (Ooh, yeah, yeah)

Lucifer wasn’t fussed by the demons in front of him. He’d seen it all before. What he was more intrigued by was the music. ‘Is this a human song?’

He turned his head slightly, glancing at Diavolo who was also bopping along to the beat. As the song went on, the brothers found themselves feeling impressed with the performance. Asmo had the biggest grin on his face the entire time as he mouthed every word, awaiting MC’s big entrance.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? (Ce soir)

Suddenly, as the song progressed a new voice could be heard harmonising in the background. Lucifer’s eyes instantly furrowed as he recognised it. He quickly glanced at Satan who was thinking the exact same thing. ‘Is that...?’

Suddenly appearing from behind the curtain wearing the most risqué outfit of them all, MC strutted onto the stage, belting out every note. The brothers jaws all dropped as they gawped at their human owning the stage. They’d never seen MC dress in such a way and they’d never even heard her sing in such a way before.

Even Diavolo had a smirk on his face as he sat back in his chair; his eyes worshiping MC as she danced. Every second she spent singing, the brothers grew more and more infatuated. They’d completely forgotten about the other demons sharing the stage. It wasn’t just them though, it’d seem the whole room had their eyes on the human.

Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried

More (More), more (More), more

Her voice was completely captivating, putting all of the succubus’ to shame. But for the brothers it only got better.

Creole Lady Marmalaaaaaaaaaade

Her note drew out for what felt like an eternity. Lucifer’s eyes were wide as he was unable to hide his stare. He shifted in his seat, feeling his trousers tightening.

“Fuck...” Mammon mumbled to himself.

“Shut it!” Satan quickly muttered to his brother, not wanting to miss a second of her performance.

After nailing the note, the succubus’ joined MC’s side as they all danced in sync. Their movements were sultry and every rotation of their hips put the brothers further under a spell. Every word they sang was in perfect harmony with each other as the song drew to an end.

All 7 brothers were left speechless as they gawped at their ‘innocent’ human panting on the stage with her girls next to her while the rest of the hall erupted in a cheer.

“I bet you’re glad you picked her for the exchange programme now.” Diavolo sniggered as he leaned in close to Lucifer. “I sure am.” He smirked.

[hoebeyme]

Headcanons with the boys #3 (pet names)

I should make a masterlist soon huh? Just what it says on the tin. What the boys use as pet names for the MC! I’ve seen a couple other people do it but I’m very picky about what pet names they all use. Basically goes from most common to the rarest used

Lucifer - dove, rose, my beloved

Mammon - babe, sweetcheeks, precious

Leviathan - player two, my normie, sunshine (cause sunshine gives vitamin D which is supposed to make you happy and- yeah. He’s a nerd. Hush.)

Satan - kitten, sweetheart, dear

Asmodeus - lovely, my dear, beautiful (etc etc cause he will use pretty much any pet name ever for you)

Beelzebub - babe, sweets, cutie

Belphegor - dork, love, angel