hoeforbarnes
hoeforbarnes
Toss A Coin To Your Humble Bard
2K posts
(18)+ Blog! Mdni !
Last active 60 minutes ago
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
hoeforbarnes · 6 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
13K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 1 month ago
Text
It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
158K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
I love you Sebago, I would die for you Sebago
68K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 2 months ago
Text
Why is this heat so hot 😩
324K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 2 months ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
308K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 2 months ago
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
270K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 3 months ago
Text
when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”
Tumblr media
44K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 3 months ago
Text
"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
164K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 3 months ago
Text
You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
250K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 3 months ago
Text
got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me
56K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 8 months ago
Text
One thing I appreciate about my cat son is that if he, who knows how it feels to be trapped in a room, so much as begins to suspect that I, his father, am trapped in a room, then he will immediately do everything in his meager power to rescue me
84K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 8 months ago
Text
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
579K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
71K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 8 months ago
Text
it should be against the law for streaming services to use shows they canceled to advertise. stop parading her dead body around you bitch you literally killed her
20K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
86K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 8 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Natural druzy Amethyst crystals with Haematite Inclusions Locality: Boekenhouthoek, Mkobola, Mpumalanga, South Africa
Collection: Macro_crystals
Photo: Matthew Parshchikov
29K notes · View notes
hoeforbarnes · 9 months ago
Text
You know what?
I love you, fics that take months to update. I click on the newest chapter and have no memory of this place and get to go back some chapters and rediscover how much i love everything about this story.
I love you, fics that take years to update. I think of you fondly, and know your names, go search for you and see an update from this year and scream, diving in uncaring of any missed details (i will finish the update and read you in reverse because this is a treat you have bestowed)
I love you, fics that probably will never update again. Thank you for being a roman empire for my mind, thank you for teaching me about the ephemeral fandom experience, for inspiring a thousand million what if-s, for being a comfort read and a nostalgia read and a reread.
I love you fic writers, who jump into projects and stories with enthusiasm. I love you when you succeed in pumping out those chapters and that love doesn't go away when you stop.
I love you fic writers who post and then get in your own head and never feel confident enough to update, whether it's at all or whether it's just that one story.
I love you fic writers, who have a fandom or media hurt you to the point of abandoning or having a hard time with their WIPs.
I love you fic writers, who lose interest or have life changes or illness or bad memory. Thank you for being part of the fandom, a core part of the fandom. Thank you for the time spent in the fandom.
I love you, fic writers who try out something new and then stop. You're so valid.
I love you, WIP fics that may or may not ever get finished. Thank you for brightening my day in the way only you could have.
26K notes · View notes