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joe: i can do this, I’m an american not an american’t

gwil: you’re an amerishouldn’t

joe:

gwil:

joe: ok

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seungkwan: hyung, why do good people die young?

seungcheol: when you’re in a garden, which flowers do you pick?

seungkwan: the ugly ones

seungcheol: exact- wait, what? why?

seungkwan: because ugly bitches don’t belong in my garden

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jihoon: soonyoung, i’m so happy i could kiss you

soonyoung: *nervous gay laughter* umm… neat!

[later]

soonyoung: *lying face down on his bed* i can’t believe i said “neat”, minghao. “neat.” nobody says neat anymore! it’s the goddamn 21st century! it’s not neat to say neat, but i said it anyway because i’m a huge loser!

minghao: *idly turns magazine page* hey, don’t beat yourself up. everyone gets nervous sometimes. remember what happened when jun confessed to me?

soonyoung: didn’t you like, thank him?

minghao: *closes magazine to stare at the ceiling* i thanked him.

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joe: i dont know what to say in a funeral

lucy: just say “sorry for ur lost” and go away

*later, in a funeral*

joe: sorry for ur lost, go away

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joe: hey, ben, say something funny

ben: i actually pooped

joe:

joe: hey, gwil, say something funny

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Ben is really out here giving us all the content we need ❤️

“Lovers Tiff @joe_mazzello #bohemianrhapsody”

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hey guys i just wanted to remind you that i love john deacon and roger taylor and brian may and freddie mercury

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Freddie Mercury being adorably excited that each of his cats have their own room at garden lodge rb if you agree

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We stan one talented lady! I love the style of your drawings so so much ! 💜

Your comments always light my day! Love you ❤️❤️

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deaky is freaking

coming back

and im freaking

excited.

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onE dUmb onE tuRd tWo tItS jOhn dEacOn, yeA yE yE yE yEa, chiCkEn fEet bAbæ!!

freddie mercury.

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I’m-

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freddie: why the hell roger is touching my fucki- rOGer stOp tOuchiNg mY aSs iM nOt fuCkIng gAy

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joe: i want to die.

ben: YOU HAVE TO LIVE SO CARBOARD BEN CAN LOVE YOU MORE THAN I CAN!1!1!1

joe: oH cOmE oN

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ben: so i lift the stick up and hit the drum with it?

roger: is it too late to recast?

—ben’s ig.