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the movie is muddy. Oscar and his ass look hella good tho

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so I finally started watching The Golden Girls like a good queer and DAMN Blanche’s big daddy’s mannerism and colloquialism just make me wanna read some good daddy!Agent Whiskey fics🙂
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HOT AF
callaita
a santiago garcia x reader fanfiction
description:
callaita: shy, but daring in the bedroom ( a la this bad bunny song)
aka, lady in the streets, freak in the sheets.
during a night with the boys, Santi meets his own callaita: you.
word count: 6.1k
warnings: SEXY SANTI SMUT, slight dom santi, spanking, oral (f and m receiving), slight face fucking, slight voyerism (? santi is a freak idk), rough sex, degradation if you squint, spanking, religious references ( IT JUST HAPPENED IDK), alcohol consumption, horrible spanish ( I really tried I’m sorry)
a/n: hi hi again long time no see! I’m sorry this blog keeps getting away from me, life is a tad crazy but I think I’ve finally found a routine that works and gives me time to post. This fic is inspired by Callaita, one of my favorite Bad Bunny songs, and I tried desperately to do it justice. I have to give a ton of credit to @bud-cooper @santigarcia (or @damerondjarin idk which one to tag tehe) @shakespeareanwannabe @aellynera for supporting me through this whole fic and sprinting all the way through, I love you all with my whole heart. I tried with the spanish, but I am not a native speaker, so if you are PLEASE correct me! I want to improve my spanish because I love including it in fics. anyways, enjoy, and maybe we’ll even have some prof poe soon ;) as always, any likes/comments/reblogs are greatly appreciated, y’all don’t even know. love you 3000, shannon <3
ps gif credit to @zoriis your work is beautiful and I feel like I use it all the time <3
“Listen, guys, I invited someone tonight,” Will said as silence fell around the table.
“A girl?” Santi asked, eyebrows raised with a shit eating grin.
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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
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Inappropriate Oscar Isaac: a compilation
“Do you really eat the head?” Isaac asks. I do, I tell him. With the slightest hesitation, he follows suit, chews, and swallows. “Now, that’s good head,” he says. We look at each other. I close my notebook. “Well,” he says. “There’s your story.” x
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how poe dameron kneels down when he’s talking to bb8 reblog if u agree
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okay but Will and Benny’s shirts tho I am crying
All In {Catfish x F!Reader x Pope}
Part of the Home Series
Pairing: Catfish x F!Reader x Pope
Part of @autumnleaves1991-blog Writer Wednesday 6/2/21 Pride Month
Prompt: “Kiss me again, like you mean it.”
Warnings: Pregnancy
The crowd was excited, flags and banners of the multicolored variety waved cheerfully and there were people from every classification of the LBGTQIA+ community out in force. Music blared and people cheered, waved and treated it like the celebration it was.
You were more subdued, not because you were ashamed, never, ever ashamed of what you had. Just that you had mellowed with age and just frankly, bad knees.
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Pedro Pascal Interview from Cosmopolitan Germany 2020 (May 2020)
Interview in German (with photo!) Thanks @whisky-soul for sharing!
Translation by me.
A Date With Pedro Pascal Once a month, chief reporter Melanie Jassner interviews a cool dude. This time it’s Hollywood’s most casual ladiesman.
After the first “Hi, how are you?” it’s obvious why Pedro Pascal is driving everybody crazy at the moment – even when he can’t really be seen in the current Star Wars show “The Mandalorian.” Daft-Punk-like he remains hidden under a helmet in his role, and everybody is pining: “He’s so hot!” His rough, husky voice and his caramba-charisma are to blame. That charisma can be felt through the armor just as well as via Skype (because of the Corona situation an in person meeting is not possible). The man creates an atmosphere of closeness with his humor and openness. Lots of laughter, lots of feeling. The “Narcos” star’s latest movie is also full of emotion. In “Wonder Woman 1984,” the sequel to the super hero movie, he plays self-made mogul / guru Maxwell Lord, whose life motto is: “Take what you want! You deserve it!” Does Pedro Pascal tick similarly?
Are you a greedy person?
Only when it’s about fries. As soon as my own greed harms others, I’m out.
What is something you’d like to have more of?
Patience. I’m a very restless person. But at least I know that this is my big weakness.
What do you have a small weakness for?
Women that like to eat cheeseburgers and drink beer – like Gal Gadot after filming.
And isn’t that how we imagine Wonder Woman after work. Who is your [female] superhero?
My older sister, Javiera. We are four siblings. But because my brothers are 12 and 17 years younger than me, I spent the first chapter of my life with my sister. I admired her so much that I always competed for her attention. I think sometimes I drove her crazy with that.
What would you be like today without your sister?
A lot less cool. Everything that defines life I learnt from her, the good and bad things both. Even today we phone each other daily. I keep in such close contact with all my siblings.
Does that mean one marries your whole family?
Yes. A woman would have to be okay with the fact that the whole gang is pretty much of a presence in our shared life. Family first, no matter what.
Your Instagram account is called @pascalispunk. Does that mean one would have to contend with a punk or what exactly would one have to deal with?
With my sense of humor. How do they say: “If you can’t cry, laugh!” When I want to make somebody laugh, I like to make a fool of myself. I think humor is the essence of our lives. That and dancing. Oh no, that reminds me how I was at a bar with my friends and couldn’t stop crying…
What happened?
Prince happened. Prince is my biggest icon from the 80s. Purple Rain is my favorite song. Ever since Prince died, I can’t listen to the song in public without crying. And then they played it at the bar. I just said: “I think I can’t do this yet,” and then the tears started flowing…
What else makes you emotional?
I’m very nostalgic, lately. I don’t know if that’s a small midlife crisis. Maybe filming “Wonder Woman 1984” pushed me back too far into the 80s. As a child everything was new and exciting… I don’t live in the past but looking back, diving into that time, makes me emotional.
Your movie character takes what he wants. Because he thinks he deserves it. Did you ever ask yourself: “Why do I deserve this?”
In fact I’m thinking about that a lot because I’m from a family of immigrants. I was born in Chile and when I was one year old we fled [because of Pinochet]. We were in Denmark for about a year, then we went to the US where I grew up. But until today I have this feeling that I don’t deserve this.
In what way does this feeling influence your life?
It has become my life motto. Not to strife to own something but to give my best. The good thing is if you continue to work on something, you have a big chance for success. That way acting turned from wishful thinking into a career for me. The downside is if you focus too much on one thing you don’t develop any other abilities. You lose the chance to do something else.
What else would you like to try job-wise?
I’d like to be there more for other people. I imagine I could be a grief counsellor or a nurse. That has been in my head for quite a while. Maybe it’s also just wishful thinking because my job feels like it revolves only around me.
Which movie challenged you exceptionally?
Physically, “Kingsman” was a bitch. My back will probably never be the same. As far as “Wonder Woman” is concerned, I can happily announce that the action was in the hands of a woman.
So that means a woman saved you from getting hurt?
Exactly.
When did you last think: I need a Wonder Woman in real life?
Today. Tomorrow, yesterday, the day before yesterday. Lately, every day. We all need a Wonder Woman more than ever. There are so many strong women. We just need to give them more power. In Germany the chancellor is a woman, you are a role model in this respect.
Reader Question:
Dear Pedro Pascal, what was baby Yoda really like?
One of my best co-workers so far.
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as a huge drag race fan, having the knowledge of Oscar and Pedro love the show makes my ovaries combust. WOW PRESENTS HAVE THEM AS GUEST JUDGES OR FOR MAKEOVER CHALLENGE
I love Pedro the fanboy. He is such a nerd too that he had to go into detail about his sandwich order and the history of it.
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NSFW Alphabet: Poe Dameron
Poe Dameron x AFAB!Reader
Warnings: NSFW so begone underage peeps. Mention of breeding kink and pregnancy
AN: Happy May the 4th! May the force be with ya kids. NSFW under the cut! Also I curse a lot.
Masterlist
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Very cuddly when y’all are at the base. After cleaning you up, he cleans himself and you two cuddle in bed, if you two have the time to do so. Sweet words, so many kisses and lots of touches are incorporated.
If y’all just had a quickie and Poe has to bounce, he’d give you so many kisses and as he runs to the door, he’d tell you that he’d miss you and everything. If it’s you who’s gotta go, Poe would be giving you them puppy eyes, silently begging you not to leave.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He KNOWS that he’s got a nice bootay. Oh he does. But he’s proud of his arms too, especially when you put your hand on them.
On you, everything. But if he has to pick, he’d definitely go with your ass/hip/thighs area. Love how they feel pressed against his body, under his hands and with his lips. To kiss though, he loves your neck. If he could, he’d munch on it forever. nom nom eat up Poe Dameron
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Ideally, he would like to cum inside you. The intimacy of feeling his cum in you is addicting. Watching your hole filled with his release satisfies something primal in him and he could stare at it forever. At the same time, he doesn’t mind going down on you after he emptied his balls into you. Tasting the result of you and his lovemaking doesn’t gross him out.
After returning from a mission where he couldn’t really take care of himself, he’d cum thick and a lot. On those occasions, he’d love to cum on your face or chest to brand you, if you are into that.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Not so much a secret because it’s obvious and you’ve noticed it already, but he LOVES to stare at the part you two are connected. A visual reminder of the closeness of you two, how well you’re taking him and how wet you two are. He loves all of it and he’d tell you.
Also, he would love to fuck you in a meeting. But even the risk of getting caught is too high for this adrenaline loving flyboy, so he just fantasizes about it. Or settles with fingering you in one.
As a former spice runner, he knows what spices can do to you so he definitely wants to try some with you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He knows that he’s doing and he does it well because of the past experiences he’d had, whether that be one night stances, FWB relationships, or past relationships.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Any position that he gets to see your face, cup your cheeks and kiss you, HE LOVES. Missionary, spread eagle, cowgirl and the list goes on. He would like to stare into your eyes and see how desperate you are. Whispering dirty things into your ears, leaving marks on your neck and collarbone, and just… feeling you, that’s important to him.
But there’s no point in denying that he doesn’t appreciate doggy. He loves you ass.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Very. Humorous. He’d tease you, kind of make a joke of you being cock dumb and stuff. Sometimes, he jokingly bites you, leaves a random mark on your stomach, and tickles you with his scruff, just to lighten up the mood. He is serious enough but not too serious during the moment.
Though when you two were separated for a certain period of time, there’s no time for him to be goofy. He’d be desperate for the first round, all serious and want to be physically and emotionally reunited, and in sync with you. After the first round, he’ll crack some jokes.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Manscaping may not be the most prioritized thing for Poe at the moment, but he tries to take care of it for you. He won’t be clean shaven though, that’s just too time consuming to maintain it and he likes some hair down there, especially when your nose nuzzles into it during a blowjob.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Being intimate and romantic is owned and copyrighted by Poe Dameron. He’d kiss you, worship you, praise you, touch every inch of your skin and try to convey all the emotions he has for you through sex. Physical proximity is a must for Poe. So he would be just talking, dirtily obviously, and touching and kissing you. Constantly. Only during sex, you two can forget about the galaxy and he wants to show that he’s 100% focused on you.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
When he’s away on a mission, yes. He jerks off. He may find some pornographic materials to help him or try to think of you. When you two are physically together? Hello mutual masturbation, Poe called and wants to book you for the weekend.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
As mentioned in E = Experience, he’s experienced. But he actually is not-too-crazily-kinky-but-experienced, so he may not whip out a handmade sex machine on you but he’s done the basics and some advanced shit.
He definitely has praise kink. This boy is a cocky hoe. He loves getting compliments and being reminded that he’s good to you. But let’s flip the table. He loves to praise the hell out of you, tell you how well you’re taking him and stuff. He just wants to be a good boi for ya.
Dry humping and rubbing too. He just likes to make sure that you know that he’s horny and how hard he is. For him, it’s not teasing, it’s a way of showing how needy he is but to you, it feels unfair. You want him inside you but you can’t deny the appeal of them.
He’s a verse, leaning more towards top but please, top him. He wants you to take control too. Loves it when you ride him and control his orgasm, telling him that he needs to be a good boy to get his reward and he’ll do his best to please you.
Once the war is over and your friends start to get married and have kids, he’d have a full-blown breeding kink. Creampie all the way. Would he get a plug? Yes. Would you slightly judge him for it? Yes. Would you still love him? Fuck yes. Would Poe use it on you? ABSOLUTELY.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Ooh. He loves thrills, adrenaline rushes and taking risks. So. In his X-Wing, the Falcon, a semi-secluded storage room, an empty room, anywhere that he gets to say “Be quiet baby, someone’s gonna see you getting fucked hard, you wouldn’t want that, do ya?” but really wants you to scream and let the whole base know that he’s fucking you that good, would be his favorite places.
But that doesn’t mean that he doesn’t appreciate loving you in your, his or you two’s quarters. It’s almost like a sanctuary to him, to forget about the world and the burdens you two carry for a moment and indulge in each other. But you two may be too loud, your neighbors might hate y’all and bang on the wall. Is that really private? Not sure. Does Poe care? He pretends to but actually he doesn’t. It just shows how good he is at making you feel good.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Not to be too cheesy and stuff, but anything you do. You flashed a smile at him when you saw him at the cantina? He wants to drag you into an empty room and rail you. You working hard and being serious? He wants to help you relax by eating you out.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Anything that accompanies excessive pain. Spanking may be okay but leaving you a scar, drawing some blood or straight up punching you, he can’t. He doesn’t want to hurt you.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Won’t complain when you’re offering, in fact he loves it when you go down on him. When you seem to enjoy stuffing your mouth with his dick, he’s ready to cum hard. BUT. Poe is a pleaser. He loves to see his partner going crazy with his tongue and mouth, so he’d like to stay between your thighs forever. If you don’t feel like receiving his enthusiastic oral, he’d be terrified that he’s done something wrong but once you explain that you’re just not up for it for whatever reasons, he’ll respect you and your body but will miss drinking you up.
Ride his face. Sit on his face. He’d hold onto your thighs and will lap whatever you give him till you beg him to stop. He might cum if you stay on his face long enough.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and sensual is his thing. Busy schedule is a prerequisite of being a pilot. So he may have to be quick but will make it heartfelt and sexy for you too.
But when you two have some time to indulge, HE WOULD GO SO DAMN SLOW YOU WILL BE BEGGING FOR A RELEASE. He likes to take time to show you how much he appreciates and cares about you.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Look outside. There’s a war going on. Quickies are a part of your sex life. Neither of you mind them but Poe would say “Maker, I wish I could just be in bed with you, fucking you till morning right now.” that kind of stuff. He just wants to be with you. But hey, whenever he hoisted you up against the wall or a door, he seems to be living the moment.
Post-war quickies are rare but Poe loves the thrill and adrenaline of them, he’d definitely squeeze a quick fuck before you or him go into a meeting or mission.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
YES, HE LIVES FOR TAKING RISKS. I’ve been saying and I hate redundancy. Anyways, he wouldn’t hesitate trying something out that he heard or read about. When you bring up something you’d like to try, he’d be VERY pleased and eager to test it out immediately.
Please refer to L = Location as for risky locations that Poe is into.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Two rounds in a row, with a break, he can go a couple more. He can last long enough to make you cum with his dick.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He had a couple in the past but when he joined the Resistance, he gave up on them. Now he’s with you, when he goes on a mission and sees some toys being sold, he’d definitely grab one or two. Obviously to use them on you but he wouldn’t mind you using them on him either!
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Does he love to tease? Does he love to be unfair? A simple “yes” to those questions would be the biggest understatement of the year. Edging, teasing you, playfully denying orgasms, making you cum on his mouth for so many times yet refuses to fuck you with his dick, he’s creative with coming up with ways to tease you. When you’re whiny and begging, he goes crazy. He loves to see you being vocal and honest.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Vocal af. Grunting and moaning A LOT. Once he learns that you like it when he talks dirty, he will not SHUT THE FUCK UP. He’d definitely get turned on by how loud he is and how you’re enjoying it.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
Before you two became a thing, he accidentally saw your underwear because your pants hung too low and he jerked off to the image MULTIPLE TIMES. Also he loves to see you wearing his clothes. Remember that tunic thingy he only wore once in TFA? Borrow it. He’d snuggle into you and won’t leave your side. The shirt he rocked in TROS? Wear it. He’d tell you how hard he is and show you.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Above average but not too crazy. Thicker than the average for sure. It’s a pretty cock and he knows it. Also his balls are big. Not pendulous, but big and fit in your hands nicely.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
Not as high as his younger self, but still high. Also he values sex not just as physical but also emotional and psychological act, so his desire to have you is pretty high. He wants to feel your pulses, body moving, breathing on his body and the warmth. He craves that. He wants a physical reminder that you’re with him, alive and well.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
After making sure that you’re cleaned up and nice and cozy, you two would cuddle and he’d doze off fairly quickly. He wants to stay awake and see you fall asleep, but he’s tired. Let that boy sleep. He won’t fall asleep without you in his arms though. Or check Sleep with Poe Dameron Headcanons to read more about Poe sleeping with you. Shameless self-plug is my middle name.
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types of people — greek gods + goddesses
tag yourself;
zeus: lives for thunderstorms & dark weather, can be temperamental, piercing eyes, unreliable but powerful, marble staircases, bruised knuckles, usually the leader in group projects
hera: golden feathers, champagne, not to be messed with, the sound of heels on a hard floor, resting b!tch face, golden wreaths and crowns, always puts family first, silk bedsheets
demeter: flower crowns, not afraid to get their hands dirty, stems woven into curly hair, corduroy overalls, protective mom friend, wants to own a little cottage, kind but firm
poseidon: beach waves, has an all-knowing aura, usually barefoot, natural tans, collects and keeps little things, bright eyes, loose clothing, is chill but could beat you up if they wanted
apollo: freckles, golden harps, naturally highlighted hair, painting or drawing with a record playing, seems to heal broken hearts, poetic mind, sunny afternoons, dimpled smiles
artemis: cold skin, stars in their eyes, doesn’t need a soulmate, soft lips and graceful hands, silver hair clips, kind to all animals, gazing up at the moon on a clear night, sharp mind
hermes: nike airs, perfect smile, gold necklace charms, jack of all trades, chaotic good, dangling your feet off a skyscraper, golden-tipped feathers, a stack of unopened letters
athena: earl grey tea, over-analyzes everything, crisp white bedsheets, wide eyes, stacks of books, the one people come to for advice, planners and agendas, quiet contemplation
dionysus: curly hair, leopard print, actually has good taste, romantic walks through vineyards, wine stains, rolling your eyes, the type to be fashionably late, card games and cigarettes
aphrodite: gilded mirrors, dusky pink sunrises, sweet perfume, queen of self love, sea foam, knows how to comfort people, collarbones + jewelry, delicate silk and lace, neck kisses
hephaestus: battlescars, chunky belts and boots, never goes outside, bronze gears and bolts, putting in extra effort, soot covered hands, seems scary but is actually super sweet
hades: circles under their eyes, silver chains, tim burton movies, dusty bookshelves + ancient paintings, never sleeps, black dog fur, acts standoffish but is secretly really lonely
hestia: always needs a sweater or a blanket, the soft crackling of a fire, warm muted colors, peace maker, dozing off to sleep, homebody, the smell of baking bread, blanket forts
ares: fire in their eyes, passionate about certain things, blood splattered on a marble wall, veiny hands, always up for a fight, gets mad too easily, midnight motorcycle rides, leather
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