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Manga coloured and edited by me for my Jan Valentine roleplay account, on twitter

If you'd like to write with my Jan on twitter, the @ is SKVLLFUCKING

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Unrelated Hellsing post but wanted to show you all my Reigen cosplay.

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Who's the freak type vamp that's a sex machine to all the chicks "and sometimes dudes"? (JAN!) You damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother Luke? (JAN!) Can you dig it

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (JAN!) Right on They say this cat Jan Valentine is a bad motherf- (shut your mouth) I'm just talkin' 'bout Jan (then we can dig it)

Who is the man that smokes blunts the size of pillows man? (JAN!) Blazed brother.

Who is the man who brings the mother******g death by Konami? (JAN!) Skull f*cking for everyone.

(Sung to the tune of Isaac Hayes Shaft theme)

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Someone's havin' a lil' of fun, huh ?

Heh.

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((omg! Eku welcome back! I hope you have been doing well! We missed you and Jan!!))

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HIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE ! I honestly missed Tumblr .

I've been well, just super busy with life. 😮‍���

You've been well ? Hydrated ? Eating your veggies ??

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Ayo Jan?? The fuck did you do?? Why is everyone after your feet?!?!?

Fuck knows ????

I fuckin' hate it here.

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Is it true your socks count as biological weapons because they stank be so bad? Wash yo feet you nasty fuck.

* middle finger in the air*

Suck on my left nut.

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I politely invite you to the blunt rotation

KEEP ROLLIN' , ROLLIN' , ROLLIN'

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I wanna nut on your bare feet.

* grabs chainsaw*

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Sup Jan, opinion on the mad priest?

Which one ?

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I wanna huff your stanky feet

I am going to commit a chainsaw massacre if anyone talks about MY FUCKIN' FEET AGAIN!!

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Post hole pics Jan.

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This ain't my OnlyFans, chief.

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Where the Hell have you been kid?! I was starting to think Iscariot got their filthy papist hands on you or Alucard had you in his fuck dungeon. AGAIN. I swear you let him catch you....

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Can't a bro to on a jerk off adventure?

Jeez. I died once, I ain't gonna let them catch me again.

Fuck them all, I just wanna fuck and smoke in peace.

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same anon as the last one if i buy you TWO can i nut in you as well 🙏🙏🙏 i got it all ready pleaseeeeeee

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... Shit . I'm not high enough for this shit.

Listen here, anon.

I ain't gotta tell ya what to do. Nut all ya want.

Just gimme some coke.

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man i sound hella desperate for some ass huh 😔

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Yea, ya fuckin' do.

Making me look saint n shit.

But don't worry, I ain't judgin' ya.

Embrace it. Let it consume ya.

Goon.

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boy , i have a question relating to your . . . vampiric qualities .

can you ( and other artificial vampires ) still eat your human food ? ? i've been wondering for a while . i have not gotten answers from anyone .

thank you .

— capt. morgana adler

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I can't say for everyone but I do not eat human food .

I eat humans instead.

Raw too, I don't give a shit.

Does that answer ya stupid question ?

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hi jan huge fan love you! so how much to let me put my penis in you ☺️ respectfully

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Sup, bitch.

Ya love me ? Ain't that cute.

How much ?? Just buy me a gram of coke and we got a deal. I'm cheap, bro.

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Alucard pics from yesterday's local con. Got a few compliments too.