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Are We Still Trending? Chapter 7

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wicked

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is it casual now?

(S4 SPOILERS)

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I have nowhere else to share these screenshots so here they are:

yeahhh, remember them? The most loving gelphie I know

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anyway if you haven't been reading @thecousinsdangereux 's incredible fic short fuse if you light my fire you really should

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When this

becomes this

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yet another reminder that glinda lived the rest of her life thinking the two people most important to her were gone forever, but instead of crumbling under the weight of her guilt and grief she swallowed her pain, hardened her resolve and threw herself into becoming glinda the good in more than just name.

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god i love popular so much. you're GREEN and galinda autismland is teaching you her masking techniques that only work because she's a blonde with huge eyes

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melissa broder, milk fed

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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Promotional Trailer for Brazil's 2025 production of Wicked: The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz

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"Because I am the Rose Bride, because I am a doll with no heart."

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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THE PERISHERS | SWAY