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"I asked ChatGPT--"

Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...

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they should invent 7 hours between 10pm and midnight

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this happened to a 19 year old US citizen studying in Bulgaria. do yourself a favor and do not leave the country right now under any circumstances. and another reminder: do not under any circumstances give your electronic devices up to anyone who asks or allow your things to be searched without a signed warrant from a judge. you have a right to refuse any search and seizure that is unwarranted. you still have rights. do not comply in advance. they will use it to prosecute you for whatever they can.

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also. this is gross. but i'm quitting smoking and what no one tells you is that for awhile, i saw some ppl online saying up to a year even, that means you're just hacking up like mucus encased tar. cuz apparently there's these hair like things called cilia in your lungs that slowly move stuff upward so you're able to cough it out, and smoking like. 24/7 365 for the past 5 years had my cilia all fucked up, so now it's finally coming back online and being like holy shit you need this out of here NOW.

anyways don't smoke kids. smoking weed is still smoking and your lungs hate it. fuck vaping too. just eat a gummy or make your flower into a delightful little tea this shit sucks so bad yall

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do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

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Personally I hate AI because it uses slave labor, is killing the planet and is making people stupid, but that's just me. The soulless art aspect is just one little piece of my grander disdain.

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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus

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blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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dont delete your zero note post. i will be there in 15 hours.

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ohhh so the constant fear & anxiety ISNT normal..? u sure? i thought everyone was terrified the moment they went outside constantly wondering if every stranger they see is going to attack them for no reason

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This post genuinely altered the trajectory of my life and how i make a lot of my decisions and i think about it so much

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I know they say “stop and smells the roses” as a cliche and a metaphor, but I cannot emphasize enough that in this bloom-laden month of May, as you walk down the sidewalk, unless you are actively racing to catch public transit, you should keep an eye out for beautiful flowers and pause to smell them. Especially roses. Those things are so pretty and they often smell so good.

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I think the people online talking about Harry Potter boycotts with by sneering at reading a "mediocre children's book" or going after plot holes or inconsistencies with minor world-building details have honestly lost the plot about WHY we should be boycotting the franchise

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he's like a patron saint to me