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literally any upper middle class tiktok self-identified ‘that girl’ in a pastel workout set with a thirteen step skincare routine and a green juice is a million times closer to being patrick bateman irl than any self-identified sigma film bro

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I do. God help me I do

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every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

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I think adults need summer vacation. Like let's just close down all our jobs for three months and play outside. Please. I'm so tired.

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the chain by fleetwood mac. You agree

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vulnerability is so important but I will not be partaking in it

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does anyone else feel weird & not good or is it just me

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies

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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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Do you evere feeel

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well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object