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The final part! It is done!

Fan OCs you might see in the BG: https://docs.google.com/presentation/...

Song: Dear Wormwood by The Oh Hellos Program Used: Storyboard Pro

CONTENT WARNINGS: Canon-typical blood and violence, implied/referenced child abuse, child murder, religious abuse, choking, vomit

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best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩

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The Fall (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

Costume design by Eiko Ishioka

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Guillermo Del Toro on AI "art"

SDCC 2025: Lucas Museum Of Narrative Art

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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Great idea: A nature documentary about the most scientifically accurate, realistic, and lovingly rendered dinosaurs, but it's narrated by just some guy who knows nothing about dinosaurs and is also really fucking high. Like just going

"Holy shit look at this guy. Fuck look at that fella. It's like a parrot with fingers. It could probably open a coke can. Look at him go."

Dinosaur: KAAA! :V

[moved to tears] "Holy shit you're so right little dude. No idea what you're saying but you're so right."

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Horrifying thought: Moist Von Lipwig must look like Tony Hawk. Nobody is as unrecognizable as Tony Hawk. All your internal images of Moist are wrong (of course they are, it's Moist Von Lipwig) but did you know how wrong

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

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i will never forgive tumblr for what they did to cbs elementary you're telling me that in 2012 we had by far one of the most interesting and accurate depictions of a MODERN sherlock holmes with cute little easter eggs and characters from the original stories with great characterisation, INCREDIBLY written female characters (PLURAL), and one of the best platonic relationships that i've ever seen in media, SEVEN WHOLE SEASONS 154 EPISODES and you still chose bendysnap crunchyback. you were all too obsessed with english people and bad yaoi to see

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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

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do you ever tell people you’ll be going to sleep but then you don’t and you have to not do anything noticable online for the sake of it seeming as if you didn’t lie to them

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Why the hell do terfs seem to love Morticia Addams so much. How the fuck is she their icon in any conceivable way. She is literally married to a man whom she loves and took his last name. And she is passionately uninterested in judging other people for whatever the fuck they're doing.

The corpse of Lord Percival of the Round Table could reanimate in the basement and clamber up the stairs to announce "you know I always wanted to be a woman, I never got the chance to try that when I was alive", and Morticia would just go "oh that's nice dear. Let's see if I have some dresses that would suit you, if you're planning to stay."

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Meanwhile, on Twitter:

Brain farts, a thread

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modern-with-magic au where geralt is like a one-person paranormal home inspector team and yeah sometimes it's a wraith or whatever but do you know how many times he's had to explain, like, basic facts about wildlife. and plumbing. he's like "for sure you're not haunted" and people are like "haha no no no I'm definitely haunted there's no other explanation" and he just stares at them like. "buddy. listen. ghosts are real. wraiths are real. necrophages are real. shit, I had to clear out a lower vampire nest in someone's attic two weeks ago. I've been doing this job for 400 years and I am telling you, with absolute certainty, that your problem is squirrels."

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Husband called me into the bedroom to show me the tag on our mattress cover, he was very proud.

“This seems like something tumblr will like! It’ll get you all the notes…ReTumbls? It’ll get you all the ReTumbls.”