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Switch on switch sex is so nice. Swapping up the dynamics every few minutes as one of us decides to take control, only to give it up another few minutes later. Playfully turning them into a pathetic mess by touching them just right, only to have them do it back to you really is divine.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YLU FU K YOU FUCK YOUNFUCK YOU FUVK YOU FUVK YOU FUCK YOU EXPLODING CAR HAMMERS DOX & STALK PHOTOMATT CHASING TRANS WOMAN TO ANOTHER WEBSITE "UNWARRANTED AND HARMFUL" WE DIDNT START THE FIIIrE

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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still thinking about that r/hypotheticalsituation post where someone was like "what if a potato chip spawned somewhere randomly in the world. and every hour the number of potato chips at that location would double. and the only way to get rid of them for good would be to eat all of the potato chips before they doubled again." and someone calculated that it would only take like, 48 hours of people ignoring a weird pile of potato chips before an absolutely irreconcilable number of potato chips was blanketing a city.

and then people were like "no wait if it spawns randomly in the world, it's highly likely it would be in an ocean" and then people were debating whether there were enough small fish swimming at the surface in the open ocean that would be able to eat a potato chip and thus save humanity from the potato chip apocalypse.

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YOU DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT TO LOOK HOT THAT'S THE DEVIL TALKING

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im on that small penis appreciation. small penis veneration. thank you for your service small penises, stay cute

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There's a wonderful beautiful woman at my job her name is power unit and shortly before i arrived today she decided to sing her favorite song. It goes like eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee nontsop unless you press on her clit until she passes out. She must be awake, though, she holds a vital position.

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San Francisco’s underground water cisterns, a backup supply to fight fires in case an earthquake cuts off the water mains.

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this pride month i'd like you to consider becoming transgender. and if you're already transgender, i'd like you to start killing everyone who has wronged you

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modern day “far left” ideology

- a good government should try to promote happiness and comfort and reduce suffering and death of its society

- you should treat everyone, even people you don’t know/like/agree with, with at least a baseline level of empathy and kindness simply for the fact that they humans

- murdering or torturing anyone or anything is wrong

- it’s good to acknowledge and weigh the consequences of your actions

- helpfulness is good. compassion is good

- sometimes minding your own business is healthy

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Are u even having fun on tumblr if u don't gain a slight crush on a mutual. Are u even using it right. Let's be honest

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can i be vulnerable and say that…

i looove rough sex, but there is something sooooooo beautiful about a femme BEGGING for it rough, but you just take your time and are gentle with her.

whether she is literally begging for it and whining and crying, or she is being a brat so you’ll “put her in her place,” it’s sooooooooooo fucking hot to be like no. you are still deserving of sweet and slow and reverence. i know what you really need.

but i will still fuck you like crazy if i want to.

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Books on Libby have started disappearing.

My friend pointed it out first, and then I started noticing too. Why would books that multiple libraries definitely, 100% had digital access to a couple of months/weeks/days ago disappear?

Amazon is getting exclusive rights to them.

Ebooks that the public library once had digital copies of are now only available through Amazon. Audible boasts on their covers about Audible-exclusive audiobooks that did not used to be Audible-exclusive. Entire series and collections are disappearing overnight.

Keep your eyes on the privatization of media and your libraries.