now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
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dude im not applying to your job on squeamix dot com.
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we need to kill all forms of self deprecating humor in 2022. literally eradicate that shit
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the masculine urge to
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some of u didnt have tumblr before the porn ban where u would literally just randomly be scrolling through your dash and happen upon a series of aggressive gay porn gifs because one of ur mutuals happened to be horny that night and it shows
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finally finished this painting i sketched out months ago… please click for better quality i know tumblr is gonna kill it (reference used)
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Behind The Scenes of the We Made It Shoot
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Sadly true
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The Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson: ‘1079′ c. 1866
[ID: The Earth and I, alone,]
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Ghibli redraw of Howl with his dark hair ✨
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kinda disappointed that 1d didn’t release another perfume for their anniversary :/
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so i cannot reblog this since i commented on her familys child slave once after she made me mad with some bullshit post about greek culture but i just wanted to say this is me when i accidently sniff bleach
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Ahead of the 10th anniversary, we should all keep in mind this very important statement.
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Reblog this and write in the tags in which year you became a fan of the band and if you wish it had been earlier or later
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