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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

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someone: wait, you like twilight?

me:

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Bella BOOKS it through Volterra, across the palazzo, through a fucking fountain, & you're telling me miss "i did 60 lunges once in my life" is having this romantic albeit slightly panicked reunion? no. girl is keeled over wheezing. she is sweating like a hog ready for slaughter. somebody call an ambulance bc this girl in cardiac arrest. looks like suicide's back on the menu, boys

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IVE BEEN JERKING IT TO VAMPIRES, THEYRE CALLING ME BRAM STROKER

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

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“How can you be Jewish and support Palestine???”

It’s easy really. Other than having a soul, it’s because when the Nazis had our people in ghettos, when we were sent to death camps, when we asked for help and nobody listened. We know what it’s like to be begging for someone to listen. Because we know what the pain of loss, of starvation, of losing your home, of being mocked and dehumanised and othered feels like. Because we know that no life is above anothers.

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my dream as a fanfic writer is to write a story which people want to talk to me about and send asks about afterwards and discuss things the characters did and the symbolism and meanings behind certain lines and I'll be all "hehe thanks" but irl I'll be in literal tears because I wrote something that means something to someone

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my favorite genre of twilight stills

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Rosalie does not gaf bro💀💀💀

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🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀 Henry Kissinger is dead 🎉🦀🎉🦀🎉🦀

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you’re laughing.

edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing

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ok but the wolves in twilight were all different colours because their wolf was supposed to represent their soul or however smeyer explained it. Their fur wasn’t the same colour as their hair

So like, why would hair length make even the slightest bit of difference to their fur?? Let them have long hair, Stephenie.

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You don't turn into an animal, too, do you?

Billy Burke as Charlie Swan THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN, PART. 2 (2012) dir. Bill Condon

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happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month

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them: are you ok you look out of it

me: yea sorry just tired

my brain:

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Twilight Extended Scenes: Father-Daughter Bonding