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stop looking at my fat ass

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do seagulls have seagoals

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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

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When you throw out the packaging of a microwave dinner and immediately forget how long to microwave it for

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Carbonated pussy

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unrestrained summer fun

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i was curious what the other side of the moon looked like so i googled it and

i’m so glad we got the side we did the moon’s ass ugly

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watch this if youre having a bad day

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what’s the mood for july?

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Freddie Mercury comic illustrations by artist, Butcher Billy.

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this is a fucking grinch rental that we have at my job and I tried so hard to rent it out in december but his big ass kept scaring people 

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exclusive footage of Cardi B and Nicki Minaj at New York Fashion Week

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Rihanna’s impact