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Jon he's really trying here cut him a break

(tumblr crunched the resolution of this comic a lot rip)

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i think, if they were real, they would hang out while waiting for the mortals in the time loop to reset. and they'd be buddies.

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The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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*deep inhale* tONY STARK IS NOT FINE

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everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance. everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance. everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance.

everybody do the wenis, the wenis is a dance. everybody is a genius, who knows it in advance.

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how do you become so well read?

by reading

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me, posting stuff for over 7 different fandoms at random all on the same blog:

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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now that I’ve been back a while I’m getting the age old “is this okay to reblog” questions on my posts, and I would like to say what I have always said which is that 1. Yes. 2. You should never

Ever

post a single thing on this site that would make you uncomfortable or cause trouble for you if someone shared it elsewhere. Yes, even if you disable reblogs on the post.

It’s not nice, but you have absolutely zero expectation of privacy or containment regarding anything you post to any social media. Even if it’s social media that only your friends can view. It’s still up and out there.

If it would be upsetting or dangerous or just plain awkward for something you post here to show up elsewhere—I cannot stress this enough—Do Not Post It.

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a girl who is a noir detective man and a guy who is a femme fatale

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@sockdrawerdemon great tags

I don't know shit about Taylor Swift but so far as I can make out, is she trying to turn herself into Emily Autumn? If you like Emily Autumn just go listen to Emily Autumn.

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My boyfriend's professor doesn't believe I exist, so I sent this email

And his professor responded with this

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What's that bro? You began interacting with a media from a different country than yours and/or was made in time period different than the recent present day? Haha that's sick bro! Keep expanding your horizons bro! You're remembering to take into account that sociocultural norms, gender roles and genre expectations are different from what you are used to and meeting the story halfway, instead of forcibly superimposing your ideals into the story, right bro? Right? Right?