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well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

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esoteric form of roleplay where instead of actually roleplaying you just make up characters together and discuss in abstract how they'd interact and how their story would go

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my ibis paint canvas i was doodling on keeps crashing so i suppose it's high time to post those thangs (+ some other doodles from my laptop i don't have an excuse for posting on their own)

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Well what the fuck now

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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A drawing of my fav TAZ Amnesty side characters B)

Top to bottom, left to right: Agent Stern, Heathcliff, Indrid, Hollis, Billy, Sheriff Owens, Dani, and Jake Coolice.

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pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

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Mom says stfu or we’re not going to Dairy Queen

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

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if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

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she stole a leaf that a leafcutter ant was carrying and ate it

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this is the funniest fuckig thumbnail ive ever seen and it won’t let me find the post in the tag please god. please. i need intrusive thought donald trump on my blog i’m begging

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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stop posting butch and femme hank venture

no

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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer

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extremely annoying when my hobby is briefly frustrating. this is supposed to be my fun time