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ok I'm actually going into surgery this time

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LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

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"who's afraid of little old me? you should be" is also a very funny line it's very "granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn" like is this bitch threatening me? is she threatening me in crocs??????

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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English is actually a language widely associated with imperialism. Feels problematic to see so many people typing and reading it here

i completely agree 100%

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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To: professor@schoolname.edu Subject: CLASS3290 Question

are you mad at me

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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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don't fall for symptom amnesia

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"we need less sanitized queer stories" yall keep saying fucking she-ra romanticizes abuse. you couldnt possibly handle less sanitized queer stories

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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me when I see a mutual on the dash after they change their user