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Comfy.

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Does Her Mopness love scrambled eggs exclusively? Has she tried hard boiled, poached, or baked? This is an important question for science.

Scrambled or boiled are the best! I do not like Wet Eggs. They are Too Wet and I get yolk all through my beard. Sometimes my ears too.

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HOLLY MOP HAS HER OWN BLOG?????

Even Dogtors gotta hustle to keep affording eggs.

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since Joy no longer has space to display checkmarks I thought I would give some to the most adorable dog in the world <3

Thank you! I shall make the humans add it to my account 💖

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Dear Diary, I regret to write that Papa has not yet returned. The woman who lives with us has made attempts to comfort me and even prepared me some fine faire, but alas, my appetite has dwindled to naught.

I cannot fathom how I am expected to eat when Papa is still yet missing! How cruel and the lonely the world seems.

Common sense dictates that I must try, however, so I have eaten all I can and taken myself to bed to better preserve my strength.

@mothman-etd had to go into the office last minute, right before Holly’s dinner time. I said sure, no problem. I can feed her.

Can I bollocks. She’s refusing to eat. Even when I load her bowl with fun treats. She’s just staring at the back door and crying for Papa to come home.

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Sharing lunch with Mama. EGGS!

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Both your humans have polls. Have you been given polls yet?

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You are def the goodest girl on the internet Dogtor Mop!

Thank you! ☺️💖

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Hey holly mop, I'm a huge fan! I was just wondering... Do you, by any chance, have polls?

Not yet :(

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Would you care to comment on your status as goodest girl?

It’s a mistake. I’m actually the bestest.

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🍳

Finally, some decent f*cking food around here.

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Eggs!

Eggs!

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Sometimes you just need to curl up and hug yourself like a fuzzy potato and take a nap and that’s okay.

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No laptop. Only lapdog.

Start them betting pools! who will get polls first?? @mothman-etd or @thebibliosphere