Tumgik
hollypunkers · 18 hours
Text
Tumblr media
2K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 1 day
Text
Tumblr media
6K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 2 days
Text
ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:
“Good news! She’s dead!”
27K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 3 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 5 days
Text
i had a joke about orpheus and eurydice but looking back it wasn't a good idea
66K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 5 days
Text
remember when the concept of memes was coming out and people tried to get us to call them “mimi’s”?
6 notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
its so much and its dishonest work
125K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
Its fucking fascinating how when you(or just i?) watch a video on youtube kids all the ads are just real estate
1 note · View note
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
Tumblr media
How 2 avoid telling ur kid his dad was a wizard
2K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Amethyst bracelet made by Faeriesjewels
5K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
127K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
Tumblr media
29K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
Tumblr media
107K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
Tumblr is where girls go to be alone with other girls who are being alone and that's why I've been using this site for so long
13K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 6 days
Text
One of the best stories humanity ever produced was a draft of a rewrite of the Epic of Gilgamesh written by a Ecuadorian poet in 1935. It was tossed into a fireplace by an angry boy and lost forever. Another of humanity's best was told 65,000 years ago and was overheard by a small tribe of embarked Neanderthals boating down a river in what is now northern Georgia. A short woman at the bank scrubbed a wooden idol in the water and sang an ancient tale in an unknown language. These two are eclipsed by everything produced by two brothers at the coast of what is now Cameroon between 503 BC and 490 BC, which they shared with some family and friends, and were beloved by everyone except a sour uncle.
23K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 7 days
Text
now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck
80K notes · View notes
hollypunkers · 7 days
Photo
Tumblr media
On the set of “The silence of the lambs”
13K notes · View notes