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crash
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quark mad at odo so he waits until hes regenerating and uses him to clean the bar floor
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robot character: *uses their body to shield their human companion from danger because they’re a machine and so don’t consider their life or safety to have as much value as that of the person they love*
me:
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no more catboys. catmen . 28 yr old washed up depressed catman downing his 5th whiskey glass and his cat ears twitch depressedly
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just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts
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Detroit agent
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RK-800
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"We're stronger together. Don't forget that when you go."
My second art piece for the Found Family Big Bang for the wonderful North backstory fic The Wrong Place by smiley_anon
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У нас в младших классах было.
We’ve got this in the elementary school
Когда нас заставляли учить стихи (поэтов-)суицидников
When they made us learn poems of suicidal poets
И потом спрашивали: “О чем этот стих?”
And then asked: ‘What this poem is about?’
И ты такой: “О любви к жизни!”
And you go: “About love of life!”
И она такая: “Правильно, пятёрка”
And she be like: “Right, ( you’ve got) A”
И Есенин в гробу такой: 
And Yesenin in his graves be like:
БЛЯТЬ! БЛЯть! Блять! Как..Ну, отсто..Тупая манда!
FUCK! FUck! Fuck! How..This su(cks)..Stupid cunt!
Ооо… Какая нахуй любо.. Охохохохой… Ну, ты и мразь
Ooooooh… What fucking lo(ve).. Ohohohoh… You are such a scum.
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they didn't even ban mpreg
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apple seeing all of us tag posts of dean winchester with “babygirl”
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it's so funny how immune i am to hustle culture. people will talk about taking breaks for their mental health and how difficult it was for them to do what was right for them and i'm like. it's absolutely unreal how quickly i'll dump something i don't want to do anymore.
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Nobody can break my handholding record
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We’re so lucky they filmed Lord of the Rings when they did. Twenty years later, they would’ve had Viggo Mortensen riding a green bike that they CGI into a horse because that’s better for some reason.
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This simple feeling… is beyond Disney’s comprehension.
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i dont understand people’s perception of friendship anymore. do you only want to get to know people on a surface level? just for cute instagrammable moments? 
do you not care deeply about them and understand that they are complex human beings who experience a range of emotions?
your friend being vulnerable with you is not trauma dumping. you don’t have to be a grief counselor to be there for your friend while they cry about a loved one dying. or just a rough time they’re having.
i mean, do you only have deep discussions with a therapist and not friends or family? if so, that’s weird tbfh and not utilizing therapy properly.
it’s all so incredibly bizarre to me. everyone’s always talking about yearning and loneliness, but if a friend starts to cry about their dying grandma it’s like, “oop, girly i dont have the Headspace for that. here’s my discount code for betterhelp.com” weirdo shit tbh
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Long time no see.
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