They should invent an energy drink that isnt embarrassing to admit you drink
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Im taking potshots at them with my hunting rifle
Wild flock of engineers on campus today
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Wild flock of engineers on campus today
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Fr?
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The worst part about the harry potter game is that if its bad all of Rowling's fans will shout about how people are only saying its bad because they hate her, when in reality I dont think a good AAA game has come out in like 2 decades.
I do also obviously hate Rowling though
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Im a sucker for songs where the lead singer goes "hit it fellas" and then theres an intense 30 second instrumental
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Starting to get tired of opening this app and beating off all the attractive women who have followed me
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Whoever first started serving sandwiches with a dill pickle spear on the side was so right
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Recently ive been getting a lot more porn bot followers claiming to be from the state I live in, which is either a funny coincidence or a scary omen
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Love doing shout-outs
Im raising awareness for things i like
Shout-out to the smell of rain
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Wow this is interesting data
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Shout out to climate change fr, its a beautiful 70 degree day in January ๐ฏ๐ฏ
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Shout-out to icefang111, the only person other than my bf who interacts with my posts
Im not sure who you are, where you came from, or why my incoherent thoughts are noteworthy to you, but ur the best.
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Wait americas whole deal is that it was founded by ultra rich men who didnt wanna pay taxes for a war they (partially) caused.
So like why do people have so much reverence for the founding fathers? Like they were literally just 1700's elon musks.
I guess I kind of answered my own question there huh?
Well my point stands, the far right is correct: after sitting down and thinking about it, I do hate america ๐
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Me bringing in the new year by getting nice and cozy in bed with hot cocoa and falling asleep at 10pm with blankets over my windows to muffle the sound of fireworks
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I love the tip button on some shitposts, it's like they tell me a joke and then shake a can of change at me
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There is certainly a moral argument against eating meat/animal products. While it is natural to hunt animals, mass industrial scale animal processing is far more cruel.
Traditionally the 2 main options have been to live with the knowledge and keep buying animal products and supporting the business, or to abstain in hopes of either making a difference or because of personal reasons.
I would like to propose a secret 3rd option wherein I walk into Walmart and just start shoving cases of frozen steak into my pockets before walking out without paying. In this fashion I can still consume animal products, and at the same time actively injure the meat industry instead of simply abstaining.
You dont even have to eat it, stealing from bigbox stores is simple, easy, and free
Disclaimer: do not do this to local butchers or ranchers
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