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Hi! So you havent been around for a long time and idk, i kinda just remembered you? We arent mutuals but i follow you and i liked seeing you in my dash. I know people grow out of things and if Thats why you arent here anymore its totally okay. I just hope nothing bad happened to you.. Anyway, i hope you are doing okay and are happy. Have a nice life! :D

the way this ask is 3 years old and I’m only answering it now rip, i only logged back in to appeal a post and here we are. nothing bad really, just outgrew a lot of stuff and am so distanced from the person i was when i ran this blog nowadays, and i don’t have the heart to delete. highly doubt given how old this is you’ll ever see it but thank you all the same.

peace x.

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The Skeleton Twins (2014), dir. Craig Johnson

↳ “God, what the hell happened to us?”

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I keep thinking about that straight girls in gay bars post and so here’s a list of things that straight people have done to me or around me in gay bars

I ask a pretty girl if she wants to dance. She looks at me with disgust and says, “I’m not gay” in the snottiest valley girl voice I’ve ever heard. 

A short greasy dude will not leave me the fuck alone at the bar. I tell him multiple times “I am a lesbian.” He says, “me too” and in the same breath tells me I’ll like it if I try it. When the guy steps away to talk to his friend, three gay men surround me and buy me a drink and swear to keep him away from me for the rest of the night.

2am, drunk, cheering on my favorite local drag queen on stage. A contestant from Dr*g R*ce is in the audience, hanging out, supporting her friends. The straight girls next to me spot her and start shrieking at the top of their lungs and trying to get to her. Security escorts the contestant elsewhere so no one could get near her. Not a single straight person in the audience tips any of the performing queens. 

I’m by myself on the dance floor, feeling myself to Bey, as you do. A man comes up to me and starts dancing. After a minute, he starts grinding on me and tries to kiss me. I put my hand in his face and tell him I’m a lesbian. He says something very vulgar that I don’t completely remember because I was drunk af. I tell him to fuck off and I leave the dance floor completely. I end up on the patio with a beautiful butch girl and when I tell her what just happened, she offers to beat him up for me. 

A girl with a bachelorette party, telling me, with complete seriousness, that she was just discriminated against at the bar for being straight. What happened? The bartender didn’t pay attention to her immediately and she had to wait “forever” for her drink. 

Related: Almost every negative review of my favorite gay bar is by a straight person. At least half of them claim that the bartenders or bouncers discriminated against them. 

And then this one isn’t bad, it just made me laugh when it happened 

Guy: hey can you ask the bartender for a drink for me? They usually pay more attention to girls Me: oh baby not here they don’t lol Guy: ?? Me: This is a gay bar, sweetheart Guy: I… oh… *looks at the shirtless male bartenders, the go go boys, the rainbow flags, the drag queen behind me, the glitter everywhere* *walks away in a daze*

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Date a girl who’s a continuity error. When you take her out she’s wearing a pink sweater, but when you look at her again she’s wearing a yellow dress. She talks all the time about her little brother, but when you ask her about it she’s an only child. She forgets things easily, and she knows things she shouldn’t. She’s blonde, then brunette, then someone else entirely. It makes you a little uncomfortable, but no one else seems to notice and you still love her, so why worry?

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Bridget Regan’s Photoshoots at Tribeca 2017

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I want to try to make it up to you by offering you something you could really use. A boyfriend who doesn’t talk?

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Rooney Mara as Mary Magdalene smoking a cigarette beneath crucified Jesus

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I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

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Anyone who says they’ve never held bigoted beliefs is 100% a liar. We get older and we learn better and we grow more understanding of the world around us. Social justice is not a contest of perfection. It’s a process of growth. That has been completely lost on this community in the past two years.

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Lucy Liu in her studio

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I hope one day to be able say such cute gay things like, “I love my wife” and “my wife is so pretty” and “my wife opened a gateway into The Deep Void and the eldritch horrors she summoned are causing a big ruckus today” and “my wife braids my hair sometimes and that’s so nice”

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me: watches the toy box scene

skin: clear crops: watered children: fed gays: saved

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straight girls who wear flannels, have undercuts and generally dress like lesbians owe me 50 euros

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at this point in my life this is the kind of content that brings me real joy.

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Your life is either defined by the system or by the way you defy the system.

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