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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

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How many times can the same thing break your heart?

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No one:

Tumblr users at 00:00 on March 15th:

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HEY.

are you scrolling [tumblr] instead of sleeping?

idiot. clown. I cast sleepy spell on you. fuck you. sweet dreams ily

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Jason: I never thought I'd say this, but I miss Dick

y/n: well I have good news and bad news

Jason: What's the good news?

y/n: the good news is that you won't have to miss him anymore

Jason: …and the bad news?

y/n, gesturing to a beaming Dick behind him: he just heard everything you said

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Love that Jason isn't actually that important or special in the grand scheme of the dc universe Jason Todd doesn't matter hes never really mattered few people actually know him and fewer sincerely care about him when he died 4 people showed up to his funeral he's basically a nobody just some guy who sometimes causes problems in Gotham and I would not have it any other way

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What's crazy is discovering how many other people thought they'd die before they reached their current age. I wasn't suicidal and I didn't want to die, but when I was like 10 I just had a moment where I was like "yeah, I'm probably gonna die young" like it just seemed like the direction my life was headed in. I fully expected to die before I was 18. I think that as I got older I stopped thinking this as much but I still never fully expected to be an adult. I thought I was weird for thinking this way but now that I'm 20 I've seen several other people say the same thing - that they thought they'd be dead before they reached this point in their life.

I think that's part of why I never actually planned my life out either. I had vague ideas of what I wanted to do but nothing ever concrete and I always said it was to be conscious of factors out of my control but I honestly think in hindsight it was because I didn't see a point. I think it changed when my friend gave birth last year and I had a moment of "oh shit I'm an adult"

Idk it's weirdly comforting I guess to know that I'm not alone in this experience and I mean, look at us now! We're all grown-ups. We were wrong and that kicks ass.

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“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

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you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

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being a woman is thinking ur the ugliest person ever and then coming across a photo of u as a kid when u had already started to hate ur appearance and realizing u were so cute and then u do this every so often for the rest of ur life and u never learn

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Call for help

Greetings all. I am but a weary traveler in search of a fic I can not remember either name or author. I am in need of great help.

This author wrote reader inserts. I believe one was for The 100 so I will tag them. The definitely wrote a whole Twilight reader insert series that they completed. And the crème de la crème.

Friends when I last really came onto tumblr like a ravenous heathen, this amazing author was writing a beautiful Percy Jackson reader insert. Series long type.

Also! If it helps, this author also created like these cool extras for both the Twilight fic and was doing preorders months ago for the Percy Jackson fic. Like stickers, enamel pins, stuff like that.

Friends please. I beg of you. Help me. I’ve been searching for like an hour already. I’m in emotional distress over not being able to find this.

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I feel like a dying star, that to the untrained eye, I'm bright and alive and full of energy. Yet in reality, the signs of being burnt out and fading haven't quite become clear for anyone to see.