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giant redwood trees really are so cool, they just have something incredibly special going on. it's hard to describe if you haven't seen them

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

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Mom is LITERALLY in the back of the house watching TV and I recognized she was watching Emergency! by the damn sirens.

what’s wrong with me

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this is me all day

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genuinely makes me laugh that some people see buck insisting that he isn't in love with eddie as the show/writers shutting down buddie bc like... have you ever watched any tv ever.

did you watch new girl and were surprised when jess and nick kissed because they had both stated that they only liked each other as friends.

did you watch friends and think ross was telling the truth when he said he wasn't in love with rachel anymore for the hundredth time.

did you watch brooklyn nine-nine and hear jake say he totally wasn't into amy and just take that at face value.

be so for fucking real.

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🥹🥹🥹🥹

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long story but the guy I’ve kinda been talking to for a few months is talking to me about rockets and I’m like shit you’re so smart and that’s so cool but I’m over here in the middle of a Buddie fanfic so I can’t have a coherent convo about it

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Mom: - comes in the room - Okay…so…I can’t say I like the show (911)…but I can definitely laugh at it.

Me, out loud: YES! EXACTLY!

Me, in my head:

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he absolutely did

he's had that paperwork ready for seven years

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I want season 9 to start and for Bobby Nash to just be there. No explanation, no acknowledgment of his death. Athena and him are living in their dream house, and baby boy Han has a better name. Nothing else has been retconned: Eddie and Chris are back, Chimney is now the captain, Mara is adopted, and Buck is looking for a new apartment.

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There are two wolves inside of me.

One is frothing at the mouth because Buddie Canon

The other is screaming: BOOM IN THE SHOT! BOOM IN THE SHOT!

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I'm Chinese, so I wonder if non-Chinese understand

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

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My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.

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imagine being maddie han. you have to sit there and listen to your brother talk shit about Some Guy who's been hanging out with your brother's best friend (his best friend who he has a, well. not entirely normal best friend relationship with) and also the best friend's son (who your brother is co-parenting) who Some Guy's apparently been lying to btw. he lied to a child, maddie. also he's on eddie's calendar, circled. and then, later. you have to sit and listen to your brother tell you he crashed their basketball game. literally. almost broke his best friend's ankle because he felt left out and wanted his attention. and probably when he's gone, you think. wow he might finally be figuring it out. his not entirely normal best friend relationship. and you cross your fingers for him. and for you also. except then, a week later. you have to sit there and listen to your brother tell you he went on a date with Some Guy about it. and rather than express any real feelings about going on a date with Some Guy or what that means he's. Well, he's talking about his best friend again. which tracks. but what can you even say to that. so you tell him that if there's something he needs to tell his best friend, he will when he's ready. because he's so close now. surely. except then. pause to Sigh. then he proceeds to date Some Guy for six months. and when that inevitably ends, because it was never even about Some Guy in the first place. your brother is asking you whether he should call him. and instead of banging your head against his kitchen counter you tell him, no. look forward. your special someone is out there (4995 south bedford street to be exact but. well. you can't say that bit, so). and your brother says, okay. and you think, thank God. finally we might be getting somewhere. except then, fast forward a few weeks. you have to sit and listen to your brother tell you that he hooked up with Some Guy. in his best friend's house. which he is currently living in btw. and that Some Guy called the best friend the competition and insinuated that your brother is in love with him. and well, on account of *gestures vaguely at everything* you ask him if he is. in love with his best friend. it wouldn’t be so crazy. in fact, it's the only thing that makes sense in any of this mess. and your brother gets, like. Weirdly Defensive about it and points out his best friend is straight. as if you're prosecuting him in a court of law and not just. gently asking him about his not entirely normal best friend relationship. and then you have to listen to him tell you that yeah, he only slept with Some Guy to distract himself from the best friend. and you're tempted to think, surely he's gonna get it soon. but you drop it. because honestly you don't need this right now. you can't even have a glass of wine about it. maybe you should look up pregnancy-safe spa weekends.

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I don’t remember which fic it was but I literally read that one today and laughed for like a minute straight from the visual

Needed everyone else to read this note. Was in a fic I read lol