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Currently on a road trip and halfway through ‘Hat Full of Sky’ with the kids, and Bill is freakin nailin it.

Neato: "Penguin Random House has announced that it has commissioned new audiobook recordings of all 40 Discworld novels, using a variety of British stars to bring them to life."

See also https://dduane.tumblr.com/post/668024337129930752/brand-new-discworld-audio-book-recordings.

(...I can't get over Bill Nighy being "The Voice of the Footnotes." :)

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‘The world is…different.’  Oats’s gaze went out across the haze, and the forests, and the purple mountains.  'Everywhere I look I see something holy.’ For the first time since he’d met her, he saw Granny Weatherwax smile properly.  Normally her mouth went up at the corners just before something unpleasant was going to happen to someone who deserved it, but this time she appeared to be pleased with what she’d heard. ‘That’s a start, then,’ she said.

–Terry Pratchett, “Carpe Jugulum”

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Look at my eldest daughter teach her little sister how to suck her daddies cock

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date nights with dada

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Right?! I need lady friends like that.

Come on a few quickies won’t ruin our friendship

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Bring your daughter to work day is my favorite day of the year! 

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My daughter always says the sweetest things when we hang out together. 

In the heat of the moment…

Big , Hard Cock in your ass will make you shout funny things ….😬

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Yes please! Make me the happiest daddy in the world!

The feminine urge to send a titty pic for them to wake up to

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Me and someone slutty daughter

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(via shybeeps)

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The best Father’s Day cards. 🖤