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im trying to see some laboobies. sorry i don't say things like this lets pretend somebody else said this. a gnome

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Fixed it.

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Nobody has made me feel safer or more respected than the filthy perverted freaks I was warned about.

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shout out to evil and fucked up transgenders i want you

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Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

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Sometimes Tumblr is a lot like trying to explain a toddler that you can't eat bugs and spiders because that's bad for you, and then someone shows up to lecture you about how spiders are a completely different class from insects, also you got "centipede" and "millipede" mixed up, so obviously you don't know anything about what you're talking about.

And if you try to answer like "do you want me to just let this kid just eat bugs or what", they'll get offended because correcting you about being wrong has nothing to do with implying that anyone would be eating bugs off the ground, obviously nobody is stupid enough to be doing that in the first place, that's a straw man and insulting to every group of people ever.

And then you look up at the other side of the yard and the toddler is there right back at it, slurping up centipedes like spagetti.

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realizing i am essentially a god presiding over my creations. and i choose to put them in chaotic situations. anyways heres me picking one up

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Подстава

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Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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sorry for getting lipstick stains on your strap, do you still want to fuck me?

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Marsha P Johnson with Snoopy

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I love gay characters without romantic interests