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Steve: Bucky has never done anything wrong in his life.

Tony: But he—

Steve: BUCKY HAS NEVER DONE ANYTHING WRONG IN HIS LIFE.

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achilles at the gates of the underworld trying to find patroclus:

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Dean: your hair looks nice today

Cas: my hair looks nice everyday

Dean: why is flirting with you so hard

Cas:

Dean:

Cas: ...you make me hard?

Sam 100% done: Jeezus creezus

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Achilles: She cannot see us here.

Patroclus, materializing behind him:

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Richie: Hey, Eds, the doctor prescribed me a new antidepressant. Mind picking it up for me?

Eddie: *looks at prescription slip*

Eddie: this just says "eddies massive dick"

Richie: *shit eating grin*

Eddie: did you seriously scribble out what the doctor actually prescribed to make this joke.

Richie: obviously

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destiel // we'll be a fine line

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HELP I DON'T KNOW ELVISH

Do any of y'all know the elvish translation of the Faramir quote "I do not believe this darkness will endure" (Or the book quote, "I do not believe that any darkness will endure")???

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That’s his husband!!!

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Cas getting (un)dressed and Dean looking respectfully

bonus:

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❤️ 🤍 And then they got married 🤍❤️

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They installed a stripper pole at The Roadhouse just for Cas' bachelor party (it was Charlie's idea) and all night everyone takes turns, as they drunkenly climb all over it, but the only people who can actually hold themselves up for longer than a few seconds are Meg, and Charlie.

Cas avoids it all night, but after a few jello shots (maybe 10? He's lost count) they manage to persuade him to give it a try and well, he's a natural. Which nobody expected (again, except for Charlie). And the exact moment he starts to get comfortable, Juice blasting in the background, as he spins around, is the exact moment Dean chooses to burst through the door to crash his party. And he takes one look at Cas, with his shirt buttoned, sleeves rolled up, hair wild, holding himself up with one leg, and promptly passes out.

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Dean sees Cas spinning on a stripper pole and he's like "damn that's hot" and continues to drink his beer, cheering him on.

But twenty minutes later Cas gets a little warm so he rolls up his sleeves, and Dean takes one look at him, and passes out on the floor.

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dean praying to cas like wishing on a star instead of the traditional christian "castiel who art in heaven" setup. full on "alright, so....starlight, star bright, first castiel i see tonight." the first time he ever does it is when cas realizes he's in love with him

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Heart aching at the thought of Dean at the wedding, just taking a seat for a second, and looking out at all of his family having a blast with no threat of imminent danger on the horizon. Like Sam and Eileen drunkenly spinning on the dance floor, Claire and Jack laughing together at the "kids table", Crowley, Rowena, Bobby and Mary having a drinking contest at the bar, and his husband jumping around with Charlie to ABBA (Dancing Queen of course).

And it just hits him how lucky he is, that this is easily the happiest moment of his life, and they have the rest of their lives to spend with each other. And he's just so overcome with love that he jumps up and runs across the room to Cas, spinning him in his arms, pressing a kiss to lips just because he can.

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i love the idea of dean being the little spoon all the time but for one night that cas gets curious and asks to change their position and dean is kinda grumpy about it because he was comfy and content where he was, he has never really gotten the chance to sleep like this with anyone else but cas, to feel this comfort and safety, let down his guards without fear of judgement, and he is going to make a lame joke about cas' wings and not wanting to squeeze them but he knows that won't work as an excuse and he can't say no to cas anyway so they switch places and after a moment of serious consideration of his new situation cas sighs and melts back against dean's chest "i now get why you like being the little spoon so much dean" and dean is going to tell him not to say that out loud ever again but he huffs instead, fighting back a smile, and he presses closer to cas, kissing the side of his head, "go to sleep, cas" and now he isn't that grumpy and this isn't that bad and maybe he can let cas be the little spoon too from time to time