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Spaghetti conversation

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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns

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randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

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Little pianist 🎵

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Fuuuck I'm so stressed out!!! I have no idea how I'm ever going to get this do-

"Focus up! Give it your all! Let's go!"

*sniffs, wipes away tear* th-thank you Default Halo Infinite Player Character... you always know just what to say

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Fred with a beard......

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Sorry, your game looks cool, but the promotional material used the words "wholesome" and "cozy" so I gotta stick by my principals.

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it's so funny how half of us are like "food is sacred and the kitchen is holy ground. to break bread with others is inherently sacrament" and the other half of us are like "my villain origin story is someone looked at me when i was in the kitchen"

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RvB: Towards the Sky

Ring of Consequences - Pg.9

Now we go to Sanghelios!

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Babe I swear I just saw their reblog first, I didn’t ignore yours, it was just that yours was further down the dash, that’s not on me that’s on tumblr babe, tumblr wants to drive a wedge between us, I love you I swear babe, pls believe me pls don’t let them win

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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

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Scirts

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i joke a lot about being the reason for the fast car renaissance, but this is actually so beautiful and i’m glad tracy chapman got to have this moment tonight 🥹

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Somebody get Garrus a fish gun, stat.

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girl I hope ur okay. I hope ur frolicking under the spring sun despite it all