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Tumblr Code.

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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hmmm

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YOU WANT THE TRUTH?

THERE IS NO HLVRAI2

I LIED

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memeception

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Had a dream where mini golf was added to the Olympics. And one of the Olympic mini golf athletes lost the gold because she hit the windmill.

And she tweets with a picture of the windmill and the caption “bout to go through my Don Quixote phase” and honestly I think that’s the funniest thing my brain has ever come up with.

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I think they should rename the post button on this website to "Take a Tumble!"

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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Eh, fuck it, gimme that bagel news

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Anyone want some bones, I've got plenty to spare

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I should use this site more often

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Do you know a recipe for an evil soup? Something to eat when you’re feeling villainous

CRUDE OIL

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I think I'd do well avoiding predators because I can laze my ass off at work, in the back room on my phone sitting on a cart, but the instant I hear the faintest footstep pass by the door I'm up phone in pocket pretending like I'm busy

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I want to just sit on a park bench for an hour near sunset and listen to nature, is that so much to ask

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I don’t think loam noticed-

(asks for loam are now open!)