homelessnerd
homelessnerd
Status: Busy But Happy
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Christian | Currently reading The Last Jihad by Joel C. Rosenberg | Married | I have an interesting life story, feel free to ask about it |
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homelessnerd · 6 hours ago
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UHM?
GOODBYE HOW??
✨️Goodbye Guys :]✨️
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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they got rid of the classical elements & replaced it with something called the 'four harmonious insects' so now instead of fire, water, etc we have moth, spider, leech and worm.
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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getting a note on a super old post
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box
Always
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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I'm married, Josh.
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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homelessnerd · 13 hours ago
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i swear to god that social cue wasnt there before
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homelessnerd · 20 hours ago
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Mangrove: Sitting quietly
*airplane ears*
Rose: NO ZOOMIES
My cat has to stop giving me Mangrove inspo
Imagine he flicks his tail right before he attacks somebody...
And then Rose notices
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Ronan: *Minding his own business for once*
Mangrove: *Tail flicking*
Rose: "No!"
Mangrove: :(
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homelessnerd · 20 hours ago
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Looking at this one again it really is a punch in the gut
@darkandstormydolls @carb0n-m0n0xide
Anything to Protect you
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homelessnerd · 20 hours ago
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I feel like the Tumblr admins select a few posts to do this on purpose simply because it is way too funny for this to be an accident
when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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homelessnerd · 20 hours ago
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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homelessnerd · 20 hours ago
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:0
HEY GM Y'ALL
I'M GONNA GO MAKE MYSELF EGGS FOR BREAKFAST BEFORE MY EXAM
I'M LIGHTHEADED AND ABOUT TO PASS OUT
HAVE SOME ART I MADE OF MY D&D CHARACTER FOR YOUR OWN ENJOYMENT
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homelessnerd · 21 hours ago
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This how it be when you have a cat :3
A nice one at least...
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homelessnerd · 1 day ago
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I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it
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homelessnerd · 2 days ago
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(sorry for all the polls tonight. i’m trying to stay present.)
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