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an old Soviet “Walking Excavator”

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An old friend came to the beach to see me. I ended up sunburnt and the bastard left sand in my goddamn bed but wow i forget how much I miss my friends

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now Billie Eilish saying that Drake stays texting her and that’s like the fourth underaged girl to say that she texts him a lot or get hit on by him (that we know of) so can y'all stop acting like the grooming/predatory behavior is some weird coincidence and not a man preying on young girls? that man is THIRTY FUCKING THREE. fuck is he texting a 17 year old for. I should beat his ass.

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I’ll treat you so good your family gone notice

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🗣🗣🗣🗣This is your reminder to put that debit or credit card down. You don’t need that shit. Why you always buying shit you don’t need? I thought you was saving? You out here telling everyone you saving and now you spending the last $50 you got. Go read a fuckin book you undisciplined savage.

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giambattista valli ss20 rtw

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take this quiz and tag what your zodiac sign is and what zodiac sign it tells you that you shouldn’t date

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don’t ever beg for a friendship or relationship with anyone. if you don’t receive the same effort you give… lose that contact

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me: i want to have sex 

someone: just go out and have a one night stand with someone it’s not that hard 

me and my emotional monogamy craving ass:

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Dont you hate when you slip up and tell people ya business

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That’s it. That’s the best tweet. We can all go home now.