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im sorry!!!!! is there any way i can help???

IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

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are you okay???

IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

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well what if i touched you

I have to kill HEADMATE

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are you okay?!!

im killing myself in 3 days

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whyyyy :(( its the last time youll be able to hangvwith us until august

I have to kill HEADMATE

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lets take you back to bed grandma

ilovve having an insane "i can fix him" mindset even if the guy is shit ass like yess 🤞🤞🤞🤞I CAN DO THIS

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NEVARRRR!!!!!!

(also u should hang with us during the first period exam :3)

I have to kill HEADMATE

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whatd they do???

I have to kill HEADMATE

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IT WAS.

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WE AREN’T THE SAME. ALSO EVEN IF OUR DAVE WAS SINGLE I’D RATHER DRINK LAVA THAN BE WITH HIM AGAIN.

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@r3 you ok@y??

Zehy am I violently shaking

can't have nice thingswverr grrrrr

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THAT’S CHEATING AND LYING TO YOUR FANS.

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NAH YOU CAN’T DO THAT BECAUSE IT LOST IN THE POLL RETARD.

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IT’S WEIRD BECAUSE IT’S DUMB SHIT MY HEADMATES HAVE WRITTEN.

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YES!!!!!!

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SECRET THIRD OPTION: WORK ON YOURSELF YOU APPEASING CUNT.

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I FEEL LIKE WE NEED TO MAKE AN INTRO THAT’S JUST OUR SYSTEM SHIT. LIKE YES, TEREZI IS SEVEN AND A HALF FEET TALL AND PART SERAPHIM. YES THERE ARE A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT FAMILIAL RELATIONSHIPS THAT OFTEN AREN’T SOURCE RELATED (EXAMPLE: MY ADOPTIVE MOM IS JINX). YES SAL FISHER AND I ARE IN A KISMESISTUDE. YES SAL AND I BOTH ARE EXTREMELY VIOLENT DESPITE BOTH BEING AGAINST VIOLENCE SOURSE-WISE.

FICTIVES *AREN’T THEIR SOURCE.*