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akechi: :)

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My two dads ain’t gonna take shit from you. Raw doggin my mother?? All i know is men who raised me. If anything, that makes you gay.

🫵😹

And no. Your chair is too comfy to get out of now.

Take the L, bud

ONE DAY you’re gonna stroll into the DPD, coffee in hand, walking to your desk. But instead you’ll find ME in your chair, holding a custody claim for the rights to your cats.💁‍♀️

Claiming you’re an unfit cat owner because their poor ears hear you say PHCK too often (swearing in front of cats is illegal)

Nothing will stop me.

This is just the beginning.

Signed, number one gavin reed hater

PS. ur mother tells u to dress yourself better

Okay.

First off.

Stay the phck outta my chair.

Second.

My mother ain't told me shit in decades, so nice try.

Thirdly.

Leave my phckin cats outta this, or I'll find a reason to throw your ass in a holding cell.

Signed, number one Rage hater.

Ps. Your mom called. Said you'd better be ready to be a big sibling with how I fucked her raw last night.

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That’s what your mum said to you and your brother when fighting over who has the better looks (the answer is obvious)

Thank FUCK shits quieted down. You idiots are phckin annoying.

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💁‍♀️Enjoying every second of it.

@homicidal-rage I hope you're happy with the shit you started

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Gotta stay a hater at all times. Keep you on your toes, you know. You never know when @doctorsiphonaptera and I will spring.

Written with a very tense grip on my phone and steam fuming out my ears

I for one live for seeing you post, whether it means I can roast you or not ;3c <3

Thanks, I guess.

So long as it doesn't turn into whatever the hell the last post was, I don't care what you do.

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He started it

Every time I get a notification of you blogging, I grind my teeth, clench my fists and throw my phone to the floor in a fit of rage

Phckin why though.

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Tina with me on this one🔥🔥🔥 Gavin posts make me put on my grumpy face, cross my arms and shake my head

Every time I get a notification of you blogging, I grind my teeth, clench my fists and throw my phone to the floor in a fit of rage

Phckin why though.

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girls, when they realize that by thinking and loving kdj, he can continue to exist peacefully with his companions in another universe

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by loving kdj, u are loving yourself at the same time. he is you and you are him. and as much as you want him to be loved and cared for, he does wish the same for you. the biggest love letter to him is simply loving yourself in spite of everything <3

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shin yoosung and lee gilyoung demonstrably would love kim dokja if he were a worm. they've proven it. they have a room full of evidence of how much they love every creature they think could possibly be kim dokja. when he disappears from the world they see him in all things and their love expands correspondingly. so yeah, they'd love him if he were a worm. if he's a worm they immediately make him a super comfy terrarium and attach a label that says KIM DOKJA WORLD'S BEST WORM. the first few times they fight over who gets to cuddle him they maybe accidentally pull his head off, but they're quick learners. (and it grows back. the guy's a worm.)

now would they also find a way to make kim dokja being a worm into a competition over who loves him best? obviously. lee gilyoung would be all smug at first. he'd be like hyung is a bug, i win!! and shin yoosung would be all actually it means more that i love him because i clearly love ahjussi for ahjussi whereas you just love all bugs so it doesn't count. and then they'd slapfight until some nerd came along to reveal that worms are members of kingdom animalia, thereby destroying shin yoosung's argument. they have to settle it as a tie. a worm is clearly a bug and technically an animal. either way kim dokja is kim dokja and they would love him in any form, in every universe.

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Losing my mind

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orv shitposting before i make a serious piece

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Oh yes, we talk about lockdown.

this u?

Pfffff ain't played that in phckin AGES, so no

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YES! GAVIN REED IS GAY! LETS GO!

YES GAVIN REED IS GAY !

Thanks Bryan Dechart!

It’s always nice to see how much he supports this. :)

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What lvl u on? 3000? The only thing I can imagine you doing during lockdown is sitting on the couch and playing candy crush in a comp against Hank.

this u?

Pfffff ain't played that in phckin AGES, so no

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“Ki◼️ ◼️j◼️!”

“◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️ ◼️◼️◼️◼️ot!!!”

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I’ll accept, purely from doubt that you have other candy crush friends.

this u?

Pfffff ain't played that in phckin AGES, so no