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narumitsu day…..

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unnecessary feelings

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can i matchmake you guys somehow?

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day 3: free day pirate au

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yaoi really is all we have left

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the most depraved fujoshi in the world doesn’t wear yaoi pins or go to conventions she looks like the personification of the Sears catalogue and trains people to use payment software as part of onboarding for her midsize tech company

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I actively hate friendship in fiction i find it absolutely abhorrent and if i like the dynamic two characters have i want them to fuck abt it. i want them to fuck out any issues they have w each other i want them to fall madly in love and i envision a sex montage à la bridgerton every time i think of them together. #sorry

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yaoi is all men are good for

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medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

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the problem with how people characterize narumitsu is that they only see them as the grumpy and the sunshine ship dynamic, so they end up writing phoenix as a golden retriever and miles as an old gay queen.

but like, phoenix is such a bitch. the bitchiest bitch that ever bitched, actually. he enjoys sarcasm and trash talking, but he has this thing called "situational awareness", so he knows not to behave like a massive cunt in front of people involved in a murder investigation

on the other hand miles gets easily flustered and his fight or flight response to being caught off guard is spitting a venomous comeback. but in his head he's making puns. he's thinking about how the plants are beautiful. he's like an easily spooked horse who is also a dork that gets into a staring contest with a dog. and then loses

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I'd rather hang out with someone who keeps accidentally calling me slurs but treats me like a person, than someone who actively polices every word anyone says and acts like belonging to a marginalised group is my only redeeming quality as a person.

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Day 1 : Firsts

first promise, first heartbreak, first date, first kiss, first time, first love

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Some of the first fujoshis were probably at like old timey 1800s boxing matches like this

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charles ♡♡♡