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Reed Richards and Elastigirl could have the craziest incomprehensible abstract sex in the world

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you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there's the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there's me playing pretend with my dolls.

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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Pour one out for the employee girls today

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labububonic plague

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everyone was joking about trump dying today and I think that's really horrible and cruel. PLEASE do not joke about trump dying unless it's true and confirmed!!! I got really excited and then when I found out he was still alive i was really disappointed!! like that's so mean to do to people

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real

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to scroll by your side is such a heavenly way to die

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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

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is my birthday 🎂

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making a collection

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i'm like if someone who was incredibly clingy and obsessive was also incredibly avoidant and elusive

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Me playing Disco Elysium

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