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boy, aradia sure loves the beach. guess she's digging for fossils or something

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gamzee is spending time at the not-so dark carnival

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ok NOW let's try and make those hash browns!

in character

that's the spirit!

uh... close enough!

looks like the fresh meal helped :) yay!

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ok before the hash browns though we need to update the look more. GREEN HAIR!!!!!!!!!!

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maybe we can hypnotize the sad out of her?

uh... she is dreaming of hash browns. this didn't do much but maybe if i gave her some hash browns...

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i am pampering the fuck out of jade today. she is getting a beanie

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TODAY ON HOMODACHISTUCK: we help jade get over dave

first thing's first. spa day. get in that fancy bath and relax girl you have been through a lot

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WAAAH HER ROOM ICON LOOKS SO SAD :(

:( we'll get you back in shape i promise

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continuing with jade's confession to a man who is very much taken ....

m.. maybe he'll break up with tavros for her ... i mean that'd be fucked up but.....

yeah... figures he wouldn't

girl i'm so sorry.... you were just a LITTLE too late

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oh shit, jade has feelings for someone...

oh, i mean - i mean that's great, but he's kinda already in a -

oh god

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i made the rest of the beta trolls!

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haha... i know someone who would have something to say about that, tavros.

speaking of which...

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i can't just NOT give the catgirl a cat, can i?

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karkat sold me this lovely dress

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jade embracing her inner doggirl

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nepeta chilling at the tower :)

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kanaya has some news for us today

cryptid sighting?

oh my god tavros is a cryptid