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trying to grow my nails long and strong but everything in this world is trying to murder them
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every once in a while i'll get a targeted ad that is so fkn weird that i cant help but click on it and be like aight ill bite WHAT the FUCK are you
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I hate that cotton fluff and kapok is bad for hamsters wtf winter is approaching and I want to give my baby a cozy little blankie to curl under and a nice little pillow to rest his head on but i can't bc it might KILL him?? God is being cruel as usual
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this aged poorly LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
in an insomnia induced 4am boredom i made a mistake of watching a fresh-out-of-the-oven video on ticsandroses. it went exactly as i imagined it would, total waste of time and braincells, fakeclaimers suck, i wrote an essay in the comment (i was very very bored and also very pissed of by this completely unnecessary think piece and the comments underneath it:) )
and just so this post is a little bit more fun, here's a little gif i made a looong time ago about how i experience some tics
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so hey if you only work and don't actually raise your kids and let the kids other parent do all of the work then you're a bad parent and should be ashamed!! "oh I work 10-12 hours a day" I DONT CAAAAARE, BAAAAD PAAAARENT, you're legit one step away from being a deadbeat. do better.
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today i found out that waiting room syndrome is an actual thing and I'm not just entirely fucked in the head
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Currently wearing eyeshadow as nail polish and it's looking surprisingly good?
#like its super opaque#recipe is following#put base coat#let dry itty bit so it isn't dripping wet#its still needs to be wet but not wap wet you know#rub finger against eyeshadow like youre gonna swatch it#dab onto wet nail#continue until fully covered#top coat#repeat if necessary#not some new hack or anything but i genuinely didn't think itd look good#literally just turned the eyeshadow into nail powder lmao#same principle#or like#chrome powder#mindblown by this age old hack ngl#nail polish
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do i want a hasselblad? yes. would i ever dare to use it? no
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If I could offer a single piece of advice any to new, female photographers it'd be NEVER EVER EVER work with male photographers. Find a female mentor. Save yourself the headache.
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every single time some pro-nuclear power mf opens their mouth they always say smn along the lines of "WELL FOSSIL FUEL IS BAD BECAUSE-" BITCH NUCLEAR POWER AND FOSSIL FUEL ISN'T THE ONLY CHOICES WE HAVE FUCK OOOOOOFFF
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i haven't updated my fic in about 6 months and a reader just left a comment mentioning something that had happened and I just stared blankly at the screen bc I had no idea what they were talking about
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its 6 pm and i'm straight up considering going to bed bc if I don't then I might jump in front of a car or smn
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