homoerectusindeed

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i kinda went off on a tiktok-doula bc of this very subject.

hey so if you intentionally give birth at home or anywhere other than a hospital just know that i do not like you, trust you, nor do i believe you should have kids.

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hey so if you intentionally give birth at home or anywhere other than a hospital just know that i do not like you, trust you, nor do i believe you should have kids.

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honestly I’ve wanted to experience Halloween in the us since I was a kid and I still really really do

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what the fuck are you even talking about

Ken mocking a depressed man and hiding behind his past depression diagnosis is just gross. he's a gross man in general so i mean, i'm not particularly surprised.

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i was letting the cats in for the night (we have a glassed in patio) but couldnt find one of them. cool, whatever, hes probably somewhere else in the house. except no, he wasn't. ok, dont panic just yet. i searched the house looking for him, calling his name, even went outdoors to look for him in case he had escaped or smn, ended up stalking an unrelated poor, innocent kitty that was just trying to catch some mice or smn. okay, can't find him, a bit more panic is warranted. and then my mom calls from the house like heey, found him!! he was still in the patio, just chilling. fuck you kitty cat, you will become a kitty mat if you do this to me again

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could you, theoretically, remove tonsil stones with compressed air

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so hey really niche reminder but videography and photography is two entirely different things which require different skill sets.

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‘People who can’t listen to the subway by Chappell roan bc of the ‘if in four months this feeling ain’t gone’ part of the lyrics’-club where you at???

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I’m not joking ever since I got rid of the dandruff that has been haunting me for the past decade (at the very least) I’ve become so much happier

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y’all need to stop using ‘femme’ when you just mean women

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update; i removed my phone case, put it in my pocket, and then immeidately forgot where i put it.

i know i joke about losing stuff all the time but its genuinely getting frustrating and I kinda want to cry

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if u don’t like my posts send me $1000 and i’ll delete whatever one u want

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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

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I’ll make socks for everyone I know (threat)!!!!

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throughdarkforests

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I crocheted some socks for myself today and they’re super ugly but I love them