homoerotic-sea-shanties
homoerotic-sea-shanties
cats are witches and have knives in their hands
5K posts
luella-she/he/they 🇵🇸
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 11 days ago
Text
10th Doctor: “Please babe you’re so beautiful, let’s finally travel the stars, I forgive you, what would I be without you? Please.”
12th Doctor: “Let me help you. We can get back together, I love you so much I’ll make you good.”
13th Doctor: “Silly thought love, now hear me out, you’re brown now and we’re in Paris in 1945, what if I jammed your perception filter and got you sent to Auschwitz?”
233 notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 13 days ago
Text
I am STRANDED in the ANDES MOUNTANIS and they only people around me are GIRLS singing HAMILTON and BOYS KISSING. I’m SICK of IT! fujoshi NO MORE!!!
3K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 14 days ago
Text
If someone says they’re a Doctor Who fan, I think that basically tells you next to nothing about what kind of nerd they actually are. Like they could be a cranky old man who’s been watching it for decades, they could be one of those white ladies who makes all the crochet daleks and “accio tardis” keychains on etsy, or they could be like… one of us. You never know
1K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 14 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
1K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 17 days ago
Text
"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.
104K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 17 days ago
Text
things I WANT from doctor WHO: be WOKE as possible reduce BUDGET have good ass SOUNDTRACK create BAD SFX and most IMPORTANTLY feature THE MASTER
3K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 18 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
983 notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 20 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
90K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 22 days ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly
65K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 24 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
strolling through ketterdam with a 150k bounty on their heads
5K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 25 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
It’s official!
7K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 28 days ago
Text
honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation
127K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 29 days ago
Text
can you take my white ass to funkytown
119K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media
12K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 1 month ago
Text
The year is 2056. The 30th doctor is David Tennant. He took over from David Tennant. His companion is played by David Tennant. The villain is David Tennant as David Tennant. The showrunner is David Tennant. You hear a knock on the door. It's David Tennant. He gives you a pocket watch. You open it and remember who you are. You were David Tennant all along.
16K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 1 month ago
Text
donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time
167K notes · View notes
homoerotic-sea-shanties · 1 month ago
Text
sick of people misinterpreting joker persona 5 im SICK of it he's not a cool chad fantasy he's a weird teenager who barely talks and takes his cat around everywhere with him. that doesn't change bcs he has a cunty little outfit in the mind palaces cmonnnnnn
7 notes · View notes