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my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

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what if i just rest my eyes for a second

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Soooooooo I watched Legally blonde recently..

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dan and bianca are physical media bf x piracy girlfriend btw, if you even care

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I think we're starting to dilute the meaning of "terminally online". Like, no, it's not terminally online to have eccentric opinions about a popular TV show – people like that existed before "online" was a thing. Unless we're talking at least an "it's homophobic for gay furries to have rat fursonas because they're depicting gay people as vermin", the onlineness falls well short of terminal.

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guy who sees two other guys going through a weirdass enemies to lovers arc and is like "god I want what they have" and immediately falls in love with them both

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all good grandsons strive for these stats

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

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sorry about your boyfriend. he was ontologically evil so we ate him

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"I finally made it home, my dear"

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Eminem kisses a fan, 1999

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Last drawings from 2-3 years ago 🐜

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

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just found out about “star trek”. i think those kirk and spock guys are kind of homosexual. i wonder if anyone else has ever thought that