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Survival is a talent of mine
(heterophobetsubomi) are you still alive or did you like die from jelly beans. because i would prefer to not have to exorcise your ghost or whatever the hell
Oh yeah I got home from from the hospital yesterday. Got my stomach pumped and other fun activities
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You’d prefer not to what
#And I teleported myself to the hospital so hard that I knocked over a ton of chairs in the reception area#So they were very willing to get me help
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Had a few too many jelly beans and teas and my stomach ruptured
(heterophobetsubomi) are you still alive or did you like die from jelly beans. because i would prefer to not have to exorcise your ghost or whatever the hell
Oh yeah I got home from from the hospital yesterday. Got my stomach pumped and other fun activities
And y
You’d prefer not to what
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I’VE ONLY KNOWN ESPERS MY WHOLE LIFE I DONT KNOW I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS NORMAL
(heterophobetsubomi) are you still alive or did you like die from jelly beans. because i would prefer to not have to exorcise your ghost or whatever the hell
Oh yeah I got home from from the hospital yesterday. Got my stomach pumped and other fun activities
And y
You’d prefer not to what
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I thought it was you being popular...
(heterophobetsubomi) are you still alive or did you like die from jelly beans. because i would prefer to not have to exorcise your ghost or whatever the hell
Oh yeah I got home from from the hospital yesterday. Got my stomach pumped and other fun activities
And y
You’d prefer not to what
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Ok cut me some slack I’m not around super often
We just thought you had... that air about you... or something...
(heterophobetsubomi) are you still alive or did you like die from jelly beans. because i would prefer to not have to exorcise your ghost or whatever the hell
Oh yeah I got home from from the hospital yesterday. Got my stomach pumped and other fun activities
And y
You’d prefer not to what
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(heterophobetsubomi) are you still alive or did you like die from jelly beans. because i would prefer to not have to exorcise your ghost or whatever the hell
Oh yeah I got home from from the hospital yesterday. Got my stomach pumped and other fun activities
And y
You’d prefer not to what
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I ate them all...
I ate so many fucking jelly beans.
#It hurts it hurts so bad stomach of iron is failing#My organs are disintegrating#Five bags five bags five bags five bags five bags five bags
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I said bedtime but the jelly beans... Their effect
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There are only three food groups and those are jelly beans, shredded cheese, and Dr. Pepper. My stomach and digestive system are made of iron after years of abuse. No balanced breakfast bullshit can change my path.
And on that thought… Bedtime
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I was eating 3 bags of jelly beans, Sir Condescending. You wish you had as much fun as I do
And on that thought… Bedtime
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You do..?
yes i’m gay. yes i’m homophobic. we exist
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We’ll............... see.
I’v
e been doing some self reflection. And have come to a conclusion
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I’v
e been doing some self reflection. And have come to a conclusion
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