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Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

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LEMONADE

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watch me date weed

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so at google you can bring your dog into work and they get a badge to become official dooglers

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unkind zodiac haikus

fire burns just like   you and your wrath consumes green and dead wood alike - aries

darling be wary of the gold you seek it’s not yours to freely take - taurus

being two faced has never ended well but you’ll make a fine sinner - gemini

why must you crush all that you’ve held within your grasp? ribs break so easy - cancer

you’ll lead all your friends like lemmings to a slaughter i hope it’s worth it - leo

how many heads fell so your people would kneel in perfect symmetry - virgo

not making a choice will leave you with nothing but ashes in your mouth - libra

how much it must hurt to never live up to your own expectations - scorpio

hope is going to kill you and it wont be a pretty death. sorry - sagittarius

people will never bleed enough to fulfill your vision of justice - capricorn

having no heart means no one can stab you in it so there’s that, at least - aquarius

you march to someone else’s siren song. they don’t even know your name - pices

(haiku #52 to #63)

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signs as people I know

aries: enjoyable at first but then clingy af. they like to make everything about them. can be really determined. lowkey really emotional.

taurus: stubborn and surprisingly two faced. they can’t keep secrets but hate it when people bitch but then bitch themselves. always tryna one up people. Usually really beautiful people with an earthy aura. easy going and chill tho.

gemini: strong personalities and usually really loud. highkey bitchy but lowkey kind. persistent and misunderstood. best at social media and always in the middle of some drama. too ambitious for their own abilities.

cancer: fits the sign’s stereotype - so emotional. can come across as annoying but underneath they have the best intentions. cancer is the type of person to care about people they don’t even know. also best kissers

leo: energetic and doesn’t have an indoor voice. always sexually frustrated. live in the moment but then regret it later. really kind but sometimes a lil bitchy.

virgo: really caring but somehow makes most things about them. generally introverted but not afraid to make their opinions known. usually quite precise and have a natural maternal energy.

libra: classic beauty. they try really hard until something goes wrong and then they easily give up. social chameleons. good intentions. seek social approval intensely and are incredibly selfless. manage to look good in any clothing they wear.

scorpio: emotionally manipulative. heavily sarcastic but actually very emotional. have a very ominous presence. they aren’t people you approach they will approach you first. extremely mysterious. most selfish zodiac sign.

sagittarius: does not actually care at all. very blunt with their opinions and energetic af. usually very sporty and funny in a generic way. they don’t like attachment and commitment like aquarius. dislike responsibilities and are very open minded people, open to anything and any new ideas.

capricorn: hard working and unforgiving. try really hard to be edgy and different. they want to be a fire or an air sign but they aren’t. if you aren’t on a personal level with them then you don’t understand their true personality. capricorns can be extremely bitchy and dependent on people.

aquarius: never really know if they like you. come across as serious in a mysterious way. they are like a switch they’re with you all the time for a month but then don’t speak to you for weeks. they’re a power couple with leo. normally have really beautiful eyes. they’re really unique. they make you want them in every way and make you strife for their approval. don’t like it when people play hard to get.

pisces: fucking weird. attention seeking and overdramatic. acquired humour and very clingy. constantly have an ulterior motive. they think they’re really funny. tend to be social outcasts. some of them are really ethereal. they can be really inviting and caring, but sometimes overwhelming.

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The new snapchat update is amazing

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psa if you ever meet me in real life I am really sorry for how much I swear like it’s really not a joke I have a mouth on me like a fuckin sailor and I can usually turn it off around adults but if you’re under thirty five I will likely throw one ‘fuck’ in for every three words that leave my mouth it’s shocking

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me: *is bitter but is also right*

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*sees a picture of myself with long hair* no offense but… who the fuck is this

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mmmm