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Matching vylad n laur icons I made for me and the bestie @vylad-romeaves-autism 🫶

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Thinking about how Vylad literally just sat on the fact Aphmau was literally god (well, Irene. But she’s practically their god) for two whole seasons of MCD and then revealed it super casually with Hyria. The Ro’meaves are really a menace aren’t they

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a warm hug

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Love this guy

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O_O

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mcd is a hand and I am but a boomerang

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aphtober day 6 - dearly departed

vylad moment

[image ID: digital drawing of vylad ro'meave from minecraft diaries in a graveyard. he is crouching done in front of one of the graves and making a v sign with his left hand. the grave he's in front of is inscribed "VYLADIMIR RO'MEAVE beloved brother and son.". end ID]

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heavenly light

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random lineup bc i wanted to idk

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SK!Vylad Re-redesign!!

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📁remember chad. yeha. headcanon HIM

I did not remember this man existing whatsoever. Had to look him up.

Anyway, that is a CERTIFIED homosexual, and he is in kismesis with Castor the Chicken Shaman

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autism is forcing me to rewatch minecraft diaries. i think these guys are so so silly

i have no idea what i want zane to look like under his mask yet, so he just looks normal for now.

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please make this dance complete

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anyways this is vylad throughout all of s1 and s2 when aphmau was trying to research irene

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MCD Headcanons I have that have nothing to do with anything

Aphmau’s favorite fruit is pomegranates

Laurance is an Aries

Zenix was 17 when he got turned into a shadow knight

Kawaii~Chan is 19 in season 1

Dante loves Honey because his mother was a beekeeper.

Brendan likes cows and drinks more milk than water

Emmalyn has decked someone over spilling coffee on her book

Aphmau had no sense of modesty when she awoke. Once while it was hot she took off her shirt while farming and almost killed poor Brendan and Garroth when he came to check what was going on.

Zenix has a weird obsession with polishing his sword

Molly and Dale got married really young, and it was Molly who ended up drunkenly proposing

Emmalyn’s favorite food is noodles and mushrooms.

On numerous occasions, Laurance has gotten drunk and jumped into the swamp rivers to wrestle an alligator because someone bet five silver he wouldn’t do it.

Zane is a fashion fanatic

Janus was apart of the circus before he joined the Jury of Nine (Please read Silver on AO3 its the only other fic I’ve had the confidence in posting)

Zane is Aro Ace

Aphmau is Bisexual

Laurance is Bisexual

Garroth is still trying to figure that shit out

Garroth, Vylad, and Zane all had dancing lessons as children and were a form of punishment for when they misbehaved (jokes on Zianna, now Zane is just an asshole who can absolutely cut the fucking rug)

Sasha makes moonshine when she’s in the overworld

Shadow Knights don’t need to eat or sleep, though most do anyways (somewhat akin to alcohol, it’s a type of common indulgence)

Shadow Knights also lose their sense of sex drive

Shadow Knights don’t have a digestive system and don’t go to the bathroom- all the food they eat just burns up inside them

Their body temperatures are several degrees higher than a normal persons (around 99-103)

They have absolutely no alcohol tolerance on account of not having a working liver

I could write about Shadow Knight lore for fucking ever

Jeffory is the only jury of nine members that is actually straight

Laurance genuinely cannot remember his body count (his most conservative estimate is in the 60s)

Garroth didn’t learn about sex until he was almost nineteen

Mead, whiskey, and occasionally very sweet wine are the only types of alcohol Garroth likes. (If they were in modern day, he would exclusively get the pretty and colorful cocktails).

Vylad is really good at identifying plants and trees 

Before he died, Vylad was singlehandedly running O’Khasis’ weed distribution

Garroth has a guilty pleasure of romance novels. He’s ‘borrowed’ a couple off of Emmalyn’s shelf when she wasn’t looking 

Zenix has the shittiest handwriting known to man

Zane assumed his role of High Priest when he was only seventeen, after his predecessor named him his heir and suddenly died of a heart attack four days later.

Garroth’s snores are the second loudest sound known to man, only being outclassed by Aphmau’s

Brian has had to repeatedly hold Zenix back from killing him in his sleep due to that

There is a running joke in O’Khasis that the Jury of Nine is the High Priest’s harem. If any guards are found making this joke, The High Priest has them meet an unfortunate accident

This is ironic, as several of the Jury members themselves make jokes about the Jury of Nine being a harem (Most of which comes from Janus)

A juror that will remain unnamed tried to convince the others to have an orgy. It was unsuccessful on account that the unnamed juror referred to it as a ‘jorgy’

Laurance cuddles his pillow when he sleeps  

Lillian gets chronic migraines

Janus was born on new year’s

Joh and Hayden were in a romantic relationship with one another

Matilda was a half elf

Since his mom is a half-elf, Levin gets a good pool of genetics and will likely be able to live up to 130 or so and will stay looking young for longer.

Geocentricity vs. Heliocentricity is still a hotly debated subject for Ru’aunian scientists

There are two moons that orbit their world, though they are always on opposite sides and switch hemispheres during the winter solstice (the only day where both moons are visible on the Ru’aunian Hemisphere.

They’re both called ‘the moon’ but Seyla is the winter moon and Stjerne is the summer moon

Only two of the jurors can naturally use magicks

Garroth’s love languages are Words of Affirmation, Physical touch, and Acts of Service

Laurance has fallen off a total of 4 roofs in his lifetime.

A girl once tried to kiss Zane and he went into a fever coma for three days afterwards

Janus is nonbinary

Modesty is more important in the west than in the east.

The guards have a blank ‘days without Dale falling in the well’ board in the guard tower. It has never gotten over 10.

Similarly, they have a jar of coins labelled ‘Door Jar’ that Garroth must put money into every time he breaks a door. It usually fills up by a month or two

Laurance is the most physically attractive character in the series

Laurance was also Garroth’s realization that he wasn’t entirely straight

Aphmau paces when she’s thinking

Zenix is terrified of Kawaii~Chan after he got his ass handed to him by a bunch of maid dolls wielding knives and sticks

Has woken up screaming from cat maid nightmares on several occasions, narrowly avoiding being murdered by Laurance

Ivy and Lillian were dating

While Irene is the main goddess of Ru’aun, worship is also extended to the other divine usually dependent of how influential the other divine might be over their day-today life (i.e, Guards ask for protection from Esmund, scholars leave offerings to Enki, etc)

Zianna is not Ru’uanian, and came from a region far away. 

I am ashamed to say this is not all of them

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i’ve got myself fully convinced that every lesbian that was/is into aphmau is a vylad stan. idk why. but we all have a special connection to him

HELPPPPP WHAT IS IT ABOUT THIS GUY. WHAT IS IT ABOUT HIM THAT DRAWS THE LESBIANS TO HIM. UNRELATED BUT THE SOLIDARITY I FEEL TOWARDS YOU IS LIKE NO OTHER