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Big fan of media that makes you feel like this

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your cyber truck is fugly and you’re fugly for driving it #Fugly
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i am so glad i get to be a lesbian
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i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery
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I love when on the outside, a character is a piece of shit, but deep down they're actually a really good person who cares for their allies. And deeper down they're an even bigger piece of shit.
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one drink in me and all i want to do is take pictures of my girlfriend
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grinding our bulges together but mine has a higher rating on the mohs hardness scale so when we pull back yours has been ground to nothing
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Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out
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